Fast Fap February

FFF is when every day for this month you masturbate until you can ejaculate. You time how long it took to ejaculate and at the end of the month you compare and look for the fastest time you can ejaculate. Basically a speedrun to cum.

Person 1: Dude, you know it's Fast Fap February, how fast did you cum?
Person 2: It took me 20 seconds
Person 1: Damn it took me 5 minutes

by Yomamaha January 05, 2022

fast forward equity

Time saved when pausing a dvr recording.

Oshit we're all out of fast forward equity now we have to watch a stupid commercial

by BigZac January 17, 2016

Fast Food Relationships

Gratification of a deeper need, but neither nourishing nor filling. Causes regret, self-loathing and massive weight gain in the long run.

Dang, the last three jerks I dated turned into fast food relationships. I gotta detox or something.

by KB Allstar March 24, 2012

Fast food Mommies

Women that target men that work in the fast food world for their free food benefits.

Them Fast food mommies be macin for them big macs.

by Use someone else's name June 21, 2023

chef mickey's fast

Not eating all day prior to going to dinner at Chef Mickey's all you can eat buffet at Disney World.

Since we are going to Chef Mickey's today I'll have to chef mickey's fast so that I can stuff my face later.

by otisopsed November 27, 2012

Fast Food Restaurant

McDonalds- Crappy burgers, good shakes, and amazing fries.
Burger King- Amazing burgers, good shakes, crappy fries.
Wendy’s- Crappy Burgers, Crappy Shakes, Crappy fries

What’s your favorite fast food restaurant

by ESBirdnerd December 05, 2020

fast food steer

stopping at a fast food restaraunt and eating while steering with your knee

we stopped and got a burrito and because we were in hurry, my dad had to pull a fast food steer.

by Willy S. November 23, 2007