Noun
1. A FAIL several orders of magnitude greater than an Epic Fail. Reserved for only the most mind-bogglingly stupid acts a human is capable of. Raises (or lowers) the bar for FAIL, setting a new standard.
A person who commits an Exponential Fail, unless the Hand of God is involved somehow, likely does not survive the act, and they will serve as an example of what NOT to do for countless generations to come, worldwide.
Background: This term was coined when the act of 'Flashblooding' was discovered. 'Flashblooding' is practiced in African countries, usually slums near major cities.
It involves a drug addict injecting him/her-self with the blood of another addict who just got high in an effort to stave off the effects of withdrawals or in an effort to 'share the high', thereby voluntarily opening themselves up to a wide range of uncurable, deadly diseases.
1. A FAIL several orders of magnitude greater than an Epic Fail. Reserved for only the most mind-bogglingly stupid acts a human is capable of. Raises (or lowers) the bar for FAIL, setting a new standard.
A person who commits an Exponential Fail, unless the Hand of God is involved somehow, likely does not survive the act, and they will serve as an example of what NOT to do for countless generations to come, worldwide.
Background: This term was coined when the act of 'Flashblooding' was discovered. 'Flashblooding' is practiced in African countries, usually slums near major cities.
It involves a drug addict injecting him/her-self with the blood of another addict who just got high in an effort to stave off the effects of withdrawals or in an effort to 'share the high', thereby voluntarily opening themselves up to a wide range of uncurable, deadly diseases.
Example:
Mbobo: Can I gits a hit off o' yo crack pipe?
Jenkem: No. I only gots enuf fo me.
Mbobo: Can I's habs summa yo blood so I can git high too?
Jenkem: No. I gots da AIDS and da Hepatitis.
Mbobo: Dats okay. I ain't been high in 3 days... I needs me sumtin.
Jenkem: No, dammit! (passes out)
Mbobo takes blood anyway and injects himself, knowing he has committed himself to a long, slow, painful, lingering death, setting both a new standard for stupidity and inadvertantly launching the phrase: EXPONENTIAL FAIL.
Mbobo: Can I gits a hit off o' yo crack pipe?
Jenkem: No. I only gots enuf fo me.
Mbobo: Can I's habs summa yo blood so I can git high too?
Jenkem: No. I gots da AIDS and da Hepatitis.
Mbobo: Dats okay. I ain't been high in 3 days... I needs me sumtin.
Jenkem: No, dammit! (passes out)
Mbobo takes blood anyway and injects himself, knowing he has committed himself to a long, slow, painful, lingering death, setting both a new standard for stupidity and inadvertantly launching the phrase: EXPONENTIAL FAIL.
by Ariovistus July 14, 2010
Get the EXPONENTIAL FAILmug. Really loud. Gets an urge to kill cute things and is a pedo but doesn’t realise it. #theyrealsoreallycuteandhaveaheartofgoldbutlikeyeh
by McGlynnEvan December 20, 2019
Get the Failed Abortionmug. After a male ejaculation, and your pee comes out in two different streams, you must make the ultimate decision: which stream will go in the toilet?
The worst is when the most powerful stream changes to the least powerful and you are suddenly powerwashing your wall with piss.
The worst is when the most powerful stream changes to the least powerful and you are suddenly powerwashing your wall with piss.
I had a Niagra Fails today at the toilet, the worst part was it's my grandma's.
Niagra Fails just flooded your bathroom.
Niagra Fails just flooded your bathroom.
by StickyFingersINyourMOM August 15, 2011
Get the Niagra Failsmug. During the act of sexual intercorse where something doesn't go right, e.g. inability to ejaculate.
also used in internet games (such as counter-strike) when you die epically.
Antonym: Epic Win
also used in internet games (such as counter-strike) when you die epically.
Antonym: Epic Win
Judy: Hey, why aren't you ejaculating?
Jeff: I can't...
Judy: Epic Fail!
(probably not how it would come about)
Jeff: I can't...
Judy: Epic Fail!
(probably not how it would come about)
by Bug nut Ronface August 20, 2009
Get the Epic Failmug. The process of which a person attempts to do something - however the laws of physics make it impossible, thus causing the person to fail.
Physics Fail example:
1. Throwing a balloon at someone, but its stops strait after thowing it... epic fail
2. Throwing a computer mouse and expecting the wire to act as elastict - bringing the mouse back to your hand (impossible and the mouse slams of the desk)
3. (In The Other Guys) Samual Jackson and The Rock aim for a bush but plumit to the pavement.
1. Throwing a balloon at someone, but its stops strait after thowing it... epic fail
2. Throwing a computer mouse and expecting the wire to act as elastict - bringing the mouse back to your hand (impossible and the mouse slams of the desk)
3. (In The Other Guys) Samual Jackson and The Rock aim for a bush but plumit to the pavement.
by corbane November 3, 2010
Get the Physics Failmug. A stupid, pimply faced, teenager who is popular in their school, and thinks having a social life is more important than drinking water, and only knows how to say "FAIL" and/or "EPIC FAIL" as a comeback to any good insult. Fail kids like to take out their frustrations on popular online games like warcraft or counter strike, because they're nerdy, weak ass little pre-mature fucks in real life, and stay up till midnight on those games using lame internet slangs like L0l, pl0x, own3d, n00b, OMG you noob omg!, and of course, FAIL. They can be seen hanging out in malls with their friends(who are also fail kids). When these angry ass teens aren't saying fail, hanging out with friends, eating mcdonalds, or playing games, they like to go on facebook, and get depressed after random ass people dont accept their friend requests.
by hamburgercheesemacraonicheese October 25, 2009
Get the fail kidmug. To persist, without a rollback plan, in the face of overwhelming odds and jeers from coworkers or friends.
I'm going to fail forward upgrading this laptop even if it takes night so I don't have to perform the lifelong task of restoring my iTunes library.
by SnarkyArtisan July 11, 2011
Get the Fail Forwardmug.