Fake bitch

A fake bitch is a dirty hoe that is a snake🐍.she sleeps wit yo man and starts mess. and always want to make up wit u.

She such a fake bitch

by Baby_blast July 19, 2018

faïsel

faïsel
faïsel is a handsome boy who will always be there for his friends. Besides the fact that a faïsel is super smart and talented, he is also a great lover. He will always try to be the best boyfriend and tries all day to please his girl. In life and in bed *wink, wink*
faïsel does everything for the things he loves, which mostly are nature, animals and his friends.
faïsel also has soft hands and a nice voice because he is dope.
faïsel can be very vengeful for people who hurt him or his loved ones, so never get up his ass!
faïsel also means judge in Arabic. faïsel is beauty, faïsel is strength, faïsel is power

OMG have you seen your boyfriend? He is just a faïsel!
I wish my boyfriend could be more faïsel :(
I love my best friend, he is a total faïsel!
Children, you're all talented students, but you need to be more faïsel to pass this class...

by xxBReady4Luvxx June 29, 2019

Flush fake-out

When the toilet looks like it's not going to flush, but suddenly lets go at the last minute. Happens especially when you start digging for the plunger. Ususally a pleasant surprise (especially when in a strange bathroom with no plunger).

Guy triumphantly emerging from bathroom: "Flush fake-out! I thought I was going to have to wrestle that turd down the toilet, but just as I reached for the plunger it let go all on its own."

by LongWayfromHome September 25, 2010

fifty yard fake

n.

A lady who appears to be good looking at a distance, but it actualy not once inspected closely.

That girl looked pretty good from across the club, but as I walked up to her I had to just keep on walking. A definite fifty yard fake.

by Bobby August 12, 2003

stuck on fake

A ghetto term used by rejected women for players who the women feel are playing games by not meeting with them. Said lady assumed said player would hookup with them instead the lady was stood up. Usually for sexual intercourse or a perceived romantic date.

Hoodrat: "Yo, don't be playin' me. You be stuck on fake muthafuker. I been waitin' all day and you don't text or call."

Player: silence

Hoodrat: "Just what I thought! Shoooot! You don't know how to handle a real woman like me."

by T_rump_supporter May 13, 2016

pump fake

when getting your female partner from behind, you pull out and spit on her back giving the illusion that you just "came" on her back, and when she turns around...BAM, you shoot your load in her face.

i totally pump faked my lady last night...but sadly it hit her in the eye...and now she is a cyclops

by Jordan T. Reed January 27, 2004

Fake O

A very big poser that just acts a fake way thats not then at all to get attention.

Brittney Spears trying to be emo, if she ever did that she would be Fake O.

by Emmmie April 7, 2007