friend zowned

Word used to make fun of friends when they've been thrown in the friend zone of a girl who they've been after.

- "Shit, dude she never replied to the comment I left on her facebook....what the hell"

- "HA HA fucking friend zowned!"

by Nandeezy July 5, 2009

friend dump

To dump a friend or stop being friends with someone.
Normally occurs as a result of someone being particularly lame.

"hi john"
-"sup nigs"
"john why are you talking like that?"
-"cos i real hombre"
"someday i'm gonna have to friend dump you."

by karling January 20, 2007

Friend Flirting

To flirt with friends/or a friend without having the intentions of dating them, most times done when a person has nothing better to do. Sometimes this may be misinterpreted as "real" flirting. Meaning, flirting with the person because you actually liked them.

Friend 1: Did you see her and him flirting today?

Friend 2: No, she doesn't like him. She was just friend flirting with him.

Friend 1: Oh, Ok.

by FBGMbuddy. January 17, 2011

friend zone passport

The only successful way to get out of the friend zone. This passport is an invitation extended by a female to a male friend she's attracted to letting him know it's okay to cross the "line" (of friendship). She will somehow set the guy up to make the "first move" usually by heavy and often obvious flirting she may downplay if caught in public. Seldom will she be straightforward about her feelings but will drop enough clues for a guy to trip over. This passport is normally available for a limited time only. The longer the friendship lasts, the less likely a friend zone passport will be granted. Note that these passports must be granted, not applied for. If a guy puts in an "application" for a friend zone passport it's almost always denied and leads to a deportation to the estranged zone- a place worse than the friend zone, worse than being a complete stranger.

When are you going to finally ask Monica out?

Who knows? I'm still waiting for her to give me a friend zone passport. I'm such a "nice guy" and "good friend" and you know how that goes.

Wow! I hear jerks don't have to wait long for one.

by Doublestuff December 9, 2008

Friend-cest

(n) frend' sest
To "fool around" with a person or number of people who is/are part of the closely-knit group of friends one has in his/her life. This act is often seen as a taboo, as it is prone to adding a negatively dramatic twist in the social lives of the interrelated people in said socially interacting group.

adj: friend-cestuous

"Holy crap, John had friend-cest with Jenny!"
"OMG!@! what a bitch!"
"Let's hate them!"

by Nate Yetton January 7, 2006

friend of ellen

In short- a lesbian. Used in a conversation in which you don't want elders or young children/other people around you to understand.

person 1: Is she a friend of Ellen?
person 2: Of course!

by friendofellen March 15, 2011

Friend Fucked

Definition:
Similar to being Friend zoned, but to make it worse goes out with someone close to you. I.E. best friend, brother/sister, or cousin

Example:
Guy 1: Hey what happened to you and that one chick you were trying to get.
Guy 2: Oh, I was Friend Fucked be her.
Guy 1: Friend Fucked?
Guy 2: She Friend zoned me, and started going out with my best friend.
Guy 1: Man, fuck that bitch, I'll get you a girl that will stay with you.
Guy 2: Thanks, man.

by FISTFULofCAKES July 5, 2012