Morning Glory

A phenomenon mostly seen on the male species, it happens when a male specimen wakes up with of the hardening of their phallus, so hard to the point of it poking a hole through fabric of reality. In reality it probably because you drank too much water before sleeping.

Bruh my morning Glory woke me up, right on time before i took a massive wizz.

by WifeCuckolder24/7 February 18, 2021

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When you roll a joint on Saturday night to smoke before church the next day.

Yo, let’s baptize your morning glory.

by Laners the blonde December 16, 2018

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Safe word for sex with a sheep and/or goat

I was feeding today and decided to go in for a little morning glory.

by Yler Ubrey February 24, 2025

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Waking up with a morning wood and going straight to a Glory hoke to receive oral sex

Damon: Hey did you make sure to take advantage of that morning wood you had?
Michael: Yeah I sure did! As soon as I woke up bricked up I ran to the local glory hole and enjoyed a Morning Glory!

by Jack Mihoffman January 05, 2025

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Wake up next to the love of your life cuddle have some effortless sex nothing to bizarre get up make coffee. Kids wake up come through sit on the bed you talk start your day.

Miss morning glory

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd April 26, 2020

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