a dance that you do on the floor where it looks like you're having a seizure. It's basically the worm on your side, but without jumping up and down.
Man 1: Hey do you know how to do the Floppy Fish?
Man 2: No, can you show me?
Man 1: Ok
Man 2: It looks like you're having a seizure
Man 2: No, can you show me?
Man 1: Ok
Man 2: It looks like you're having a seizure
by urmumizgae December 06, 2018
by Shanddyyysheliottt June 16, 2022
When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard
When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex
When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex
Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"
by jakah February 26, 2020
Not to be confused wif "flip-flops" --- i.e., sandals dat just have a sole and strap/pocket for yer toes --- this term refers to a pair of almost-totally-worn-out-and-loose-fitting shoes dat you lounge around in while you're just in da house or yard.
Cool chick, showing up on a favorite male friend's porch: Hey, Dude; I'm feeling a little bored and lonesome --- could you go for a stroll wif me down to da lake and back?
Hot hunk: Sure thing, Sweet Cheex --- just lemme change outta my floppy-flappies here, and I'll be right wif ya!
Hot hunk: Sure thing, Sweet Cheex --- just lemme change outta my floppy-flappies here, and I'll be right wif ya!
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
To slap someone's face with your hand with a fast side to side motion using the palm then back of hand.
"Matthew is an idiot so Mikey hit him with the floppy fish."
"Man, Im bout to floppy fish yo dumb ass"
"Man, Im bout to floppy fish yo dumb ass"
by Ms.koolakins August 20, 2017
by Meshyr January 06, 2016
by JonMay August 03, 2020