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Floppy boy

The first guy you ever date, a tortured soul with a floppy haircut who, despite being incredibly sensitive where matters involving his own well-being are concerned, treats you appallingly, never pays attention to a word you say and dumps you by the side of the road.

I just rewatched twilight and I never realised it before, but Edward is such a floppy boy.

by awfulstuff March 8, 2024

Downdate

When there's a tech update that makes the product worse.

Conditional formatting in excel now switches off when you type in something new. What a fucking downdate.

by awfulstuff January 10, 2022