fact violence

when you are attacked by an undeniable fact

A: How would you buy a car? You have no savings and you don't even have a job. I don't think you can afford gas either.
B: That's too much Fact Violence..

by halsjkdhf;ajs;dklfja;slj August 28, 2020

Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact

Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact

by Hopscotch November 9, 2019

Stacey fact

Go on… google it!

Stacey fact - a crow has an 8 inch ball sack

by Emilemineminem August 30, 2022

FOOMA Facts

FOOMA Facts are made up facts that the person stating them pulled the facts From Out Of My Ass. F.O.O.M.A.

87% of all statistics are made up on the spot. They are just FOOMA facts.

Q: Where did you get those statistics Joe, they really impressed the boss?
A: Those were off the cuff, FOOMA Facts.

by Scooterius Deus Rex October 4, 2017

fact

tyler loves maggie more

it’s a fact in maggie and tyler’s relationship

by eeeeegamerr447 April 19, 2022

Ignorant Facts

When someone thinks they know all about a topic, but they really end up telling lies to seem smart.

"Kyle was talking out of his ass yesterday with all his ignorant facts about politics."

by BimbleBarbo November 19, 2020

Facts

To emphasize when a statement made is true

Raven: Aye you heard that new song is dumb fye
Tyrell: Facts, that beat is piped
Robin: Your hair looks cool
Josh:Facts

by btfw.k June 16, 2017