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apple juice farts

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Incredibly rank and surprisingly un-applelike farts that occur with a vengeance soon after drinking apple juice.
"Holy crap! Are you trying to kill me?" "I can't help it, they're apple juice farts."
"Well, no more fricken apple juice for you then."
by That_one_girl__ March 11, 2009
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Widely Believed Fact

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An oxymoron that described a piece of information, theory or idea that despite being repeated frequently, quoted in the media, and known to practically everyone you ask in the street, is still false or misleading. Often used to describe theories in popular science that may have little or no valid evidence to back them up ( A fact that has not been proved is like a virgin who has intercourse, so the phrase is contradictory.)

From the quote by Professor Hubert Farnsworth ( Character in Futurama ) describing an old wives tale
Immunizations cause autism - It's a widely believed fact!
by D F Stuckey October 31, 2008
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a person who kins someone who exists
"im a flamingo fact kinnie" -some fact kinnie
by BRUEHEDHWHHEEGE February 1, 2021
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Facs

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chars way of saying facts but she spelt it wrong cause she has horrible hand eye coordination
that's facs
by milco-_- October 6, 2021
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fact cuck

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A fact cuck is someone on social media websites (mainly Reddit.com), who loves jerking off to their own responses to statements they don't agree with. These responses are usually the following or similar: "Maybe you should consider checking the facts", "Any actual reputable sources backing up that claim?", "why don't you Google it instead of asking?". These responses have most of the time no (valid) counterargument of their own.
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Guy 1: "Yeah well my point is at least backed up by facts!"
Guy 2: "What do you mean? What facts?"
Guy 1: "There is a website called Google, considering using it."
Guy 2: "God you are such a fact cuck."
by nftarecringe June 20, 2023
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Man Fact

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A Man Fact is the sort of fact that men have a tendency to profess as the truth and as though it were an actual fact but in reality they actually have no idea and are making, at best, an educated guess.
Woman: I really don't think you should have another beer.

Man: I disagree, the most recent study shows that regular beer drinking can improve my mental capacity for learning new tasks. I am sure you would appreciate this in the bedroom honey.

Woman: That's just plain untrue. That is a Man Fact.
by Leasie56 January 20, 2010
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A generalizing statement that most people think is true.
Paul: "Hey did you know that all black people love watermelon."

Kyle: "Dude of course its borderline fact!"
by t0k3n98 October 12, 2010
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