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Eating Glass

A metaphor for attempting something extremely difficult, with a steep learning curve, or requiring a lot of practice to perfect
Elon Musk compared being an entrepreneur to "eating glass"

"Man, winning the new boss fight is tough. It's like eating glass!"
by Killer DM March 9, 2019
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Eating Kiwi

When you're going down on a beautiful young girl perhaps a virgin that is extremely fresh, clean, and juicy her vagina tastes like a kiwi, therefore you are eating kiwi.
"Nah Bob's busy right now, he's eating kiwi"
"Hey is that some kiwi on your chin?"
by B.I. Josephs February 2, 2007
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eating Doritos

A discrete euphemism for having sex. Different flavors classify different sexual acts.
Paul: "So they just started eating Doritos on your bed?"
Rob: "Yeah dude, I had to just sit there a watch"
by Guy with No Life & 2 much time November 5, 2012
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butt eating

licking the ass while doggy style position "butt eating"
by @skilzsociety September 22, 2013
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Flesh Eating Cum Virus

An awful disease in which male semen act like sizzling, hot lava when they become airborne. This devastating disease originated in Rome, Italy in 567 B.C. It began when a goat's ballsack erupted and all the man juice landed on a nearby vagina, burning it to ashes. It is sexually transmitted. Masturbation and sexual activity become extremely dangerous. Not like Bond dangerous, like Charles Manson dangerous. There is no known cure.
Look at that Native American's Hands, he must have Flesh Eating Cum Virus!
by Goatman 22 April 28, 2009
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extincted

Some word that a teacher makes up, thinking that her students won't ever notice.
The gladiators imported many animals to fight against. Many of these animals were extincted.
by Ztarknesor March 2, 2010
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grass eating

The lowest level of bribery, generally associated with breaking the law i.e. dirty cop/agent/attourney. This could be as simple as taking free food and coffee from local eateries and turning a blind eye to there less than stellar activities or keeping confiscated goods without raising any flags or perpatrating the offenders.
Referred to by this name because the parties invovled are not making significant exchanges of worth but more like grazing off the top.
Chubbs has been grass eating for years, it was only a matter of time before he got on Noreaga's take.

cop1: "You need to cut that grass eating shit out Pat, you are going to get the whole force in some shit."
cop2: "Relax, no one is going to miss one zipper when we turn in the two kilos..."
by Cux August 27, 2006
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