dumb english

Simplified english terms.easier than laymans and plain english. four letter or less english words only

"In my last transaction, there was a credit of two dollars"
IN DUMB ENGLISH IT WOULD BE : " I got 2 bucks last time"

by azq July 22, 2006

Chickenhawk Engineer

A person works in the engineering field who discusses and debates the best way method to perform a given task, but then consciously avoids doing the actual work themselves.

"It is quite amusing how Mark got so heated in the arguement about how to architect that widget but then the next day he avoids actually performing the very tasks that he was describing" said Frank.

Max replies, "That is because he is a Chickenhawk Engineer. He will always get in arguements about how to solve a problem, but never gets involved in the actual work of implementing the solution."

by archyis February 17, 2009

seagull engineering

An engineer who's sole job is to swoop in, take a shit on everything and fly away before it needs to be cleaned up..

john: we should get steven involved in this project
fred: heck no, we don't need more seagull engineering .. there is enough of shit already..

by Fred Astaire's Heel January 21, 2011

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

english prep

An english prep is very different to an american 'prep'. In england the word 'prep' isn't used, there's no real catagory, but you can easily spot them.

Girls wear the likes of Pashminas&Scarfs, All saints belts, UGG boots, Benefit, too faced etc makeup. They shop at designer stores such as All saints, Harvey nichols, Harrods, Selfridges &co etc. They also go to non-designer stores such as TopShop, H&M, Zara, Miss Selfridges.

Guys wear white trainers, poped ralph lauren and lacoste polos, scarves, baggy expensive faded jeans, tanned, extreemly handsome hair, sometimes in mohikan thingies, or over face, or just wow.

They Attend private schools, have rich familys, flashy cars, and Dolly-bird mothers.

An English prep doesnt stick to one trend, it follows the latest fashions.

by Beckzx December 9, 2008

chemical engineer

(1) a stupid son of a bitch who didn't know what he was getting himself into.

(2) one who hates electrical and mechanical engineering but still wants to make money when he finishes college

Look at that bitch, he's a chemical engineer. Dude he must be high

by zippi October 3, 2003

English Teacher Syndrome (ETS)

When an English teacher starts out nice at the beginning of a school but than later snaps and becomes a mean teacher that randomly yells at kids.

Guy 1: What ever happened to Ms. teacher? she used to be so nice!
Guy 2: Yea but shes so mean now.
Guy 1: I know, she has English Teacher Syndrome (ETS)

by Nikoliah November 6, 2011