Melting Elephant Seal

In the realm of Faerun, this is performed when you are mid coitus and you pull out to finish on your partners face, whilst simultaneously pouring wax on their forehead. This results in them making a face resembling a melting elephant seal.

Did you see what Killini did to Rainmeadow last night? Totally gave her a melting elephant seal!

by Tichojenkins November 12, 2022

elephant finger

To take it up the ass in a major way.

DumbGuy: "Dude! I just got raped by an elephant! My bunghole is streched out about a mile wide!
DumberGuy: "Wait a minute. Isn't an elephant's pecker long and skinny?"
DumbGuy: "Yeah, but he fingered me first!"

by PeeBee February 15, 2004

elephant ride

Having sex with an overweight girl / fatty

Derek is so drunk I think he's going to try to go on an elephant ride tonight!

by BloodZebra April 28, 2008

silk elephant

A male penis (post ejaculation) which has been covered in semen by the act of sex.

A slippery member, post coital.

Having shaken the police from his tail, he was proud of his silk elephant.

by Dave, Olly and Kat October 1, 2006

Elephantus Rhinoceri

The scientific, latin name of a totally fat, ugly bitch, having an obscenely large proboscis.
Usually, over agressive and ill-tempered.

The Elephantus Rhinoceri can smell the presence of a potential mate from hundreds of yards. Due to insufficient sexual attention, she is known to be very aggressive. At first sight of a male she is prone to charge.

by JGSR November 15, 2007

Elephant song

Elephant song
the best fucking song evereverever
made by Eric Herman to serenade every woman in the world
written by Jesus while he was sitting during the last supper because he was bored

Person 1: Why do you look so tired?
Person 2: Eric Herman kept me awake everyday for the past week because he was fucking my mom to the sweet, beautiful tones of the Elephant Song

by Chris Rz January 26, 2009

Elephant Hunt

The act picking up a fat chick(s) at a bar, bringing her to a place like IHOP, Carrow's or Denny's for some post-drinking food, running up a huge tab, then ditching the fatty with the bill.

This is similar to hogging, but with the added bonus of having some free food, courtesy of the fat chick.

We bagged us a couple of 250 pound fat chicks on the elephant hunt this past weekend.

by Peter Paul Gualtieri April 1, 2009