Erection Pants

Erection Pants are pants that don't fit in the crotch area and are too loose/baggy. This causes the fabric at the crotch to bunch up when the person sits down, making him/her look like he/she has an erection.

Person 1: "Wow, Tina lost a lot of weight!"

Person 2: "Yeah, you can tell just by looking at her erection pants."

or

Person 1: "These jeans just don't fit! They're so baggy!"

Person: "You have a pair of erection pants, my friend."

by Sings24 January 3, 2011

Tongue Erection

The tingling sensation you get in anticipation before eating something sour (generally associated with sour candy).

Right before I ate that sour patch kid, my tongue got all tingly in anticipation; I had a really big tongue erection.

by Eitamic April 20, 2010

Electionitis

Medical condition caused by a lack of viable candidates from which to choose resulting in apathy.

I'm not voting this year, I've got electionitis.

by Dump truck November 9, 2016

Electronified

For something to have gained,or become electronic

Now that my door bell has become electronified i will be able to hear it more clearly now

by Remington.D July 29, 2008

ElectroniMetal

Type of genre that combines aspects of metal and electronica. Similar in style to electronicore but is different in the same sense that metal is to hardcore.

Whisper Scream is an electronimetal band.

by Scummditty January 3, 2008

Electronic Masturdation

modern version of foreplay; maturbation between mutual partners via webcam, usually accompanied by dirty talk via IM or phone

I met him through an online dating site, but have not met face-to-face yet...just did electronic masturdation.

by bigredone2010 February 23, 2010

electronic laugh track

The online/text equivalent of the tv sitcom laugh track. Used to show an intended joke, sarcasm, or that something is funny when talking via text only (i.e. online "chatting" or text messaging). Can be either in text form, as per "lol", "lmao", etc, or can be in symbol form, i.e. :P, :D,etc

"Hey Ian, you are a fantastic dancer, lol"
"are you fucking kidding me? why do you always use that E-L-T (electronic laugh track) b.s.? i get that you joking without it"

by Ian's friend November 1, 2009