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Eighth Grade-itus

The "disease" that begins for eighth grade boys and girls towards the end of the year. Symptoms include: lower grades in classes, excitement towards high school and summer, and not bothering to do homework/pay attention in class.
"Damn, I think I'm catching Eighth Grade-itus!"
"Don't worry about it, dude. Everyone graduating from middle school is!"
by nyaha2 May 7, 2009
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eighth grade

A sad attempt at getting pre-teens (13 to 14 years old) ready for high school. The teachers are idiotic, the homework is intense, and the cliques are brutal. Consists of Preps, Jocks, Skater boys, Emo kids, Normals, and the Anorexic idiots.
Another grueling day in an Eighth grade PE-locker room...

*OMG my freaking hair is like, messy.* ~Prep
*So fix it.* ~Normal
*I'M SOOOOO FAT!* ~ Anorexic girl
*At least your hair isn't bad!*~ Prep
*(whispering) Bitches.* ~Emo/Scene girl
*GO KILL YOURSELF!* ~Prep
(Jock guy heard from outside)
*Let me in babyyyyyyy!* ~Jock
*(smirking) Wouldn't you like to....* ~Prep
(Prep goes outside in minimal clothing to greet her jock boyfriend. Skaters whistling at this)
by OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGEEEEE June 21, 2008
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Eighth Grade Dance

Getting a blow job with your pants on and your dick sticking out of your zipper hole.
Gary thought the blow job fart didn't really count since she was just giving him an eighth grade dance anyway.
by Big Droz June 23, 2009
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eighth base

Brandon: You know why she wears shorts right?
Arthur: No why?
Brandon: It's easier to get to eighth base that way.
Arthur: Her knees do look pretty sexy today.
by CooRiderOfTheNight January 9, 2011
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eighth

approximatley 3.5 grams of hydro
by Scoppy Boobles December 1, 2003
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Eighth Graders

Immature kiddies who are on the verge of high school. They're usually arrogant or hateful, or both. And they're emotionally sensitive.
Eighth graders are gonna be freshmen next year....

"Damn!"
by Gruu December 3, 2003
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Eighth-assing it

It’s when you don’t want to half ass it because it’s too much effort. And a quarter of said effort is too much also. So eighth-assing it.
Dude I’m so tired we would be lifting weights eighth-assed. (Instead of half-assed)

Dude I’m so tired we’re eighth-assing it.
by Eighthass January 1, 2023
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