earplugs in

I can’t hear you

The things you say are irrelevant, offensive or merit less so I put on my ‘air pods’ and turn up my music, headphones or actual fluorescent orange pink earplugs I bought for $.99 from 7-11 the last time I had to sleep over in a cheap motel

Dr. Anna: You are now in the range of Type II Diabetes. You are considered well-managed.
Patient: By one point! I will devote myself to heightened physical activity! I don’t want to go on Ozempic and am not distressed about my weight.
Patient’s mother: Your sister just lost 15 pounds! You are at risk of amputation unless you also take Ozempic!
Patient: I don’t want my stomach to scar, and die, to lose 15 pounds with drugs—earplugs in.

by williet hughnot September 2, 2023

Early Fall Girly

one who participates in fall activities/culture before the season begins.

I consider myself to be an early fall girly because I indulge in pumpkin spice lattes in August.

by alymal September 14, 2023

rooster early

a way to describe a something very in the morning, such as a rooster when it crows (referring to actual morning not to the night)

Man I'm so tired, I woke up rooster early.

by Aqwarb Talarb January 20, 2010

lake earl

Ejaculating into/onto someones belly button, creating a pool of semen

"i hadn't jerked it several weeks, but i just gave my girlfriend the biggest lake earl"

by drainhed November 2, 2014

australian earlobe

It is known as the clitoris

I licked her Australian earlobe

by Tea Ray May 15, 2015

dick early

Very very early in the morning

About the same time in the morning your dick gets hard

Yo dawg I gotta go home I gotta be up dick early

by BrysonMcCoy July 11, 2016

french earlobed

The act of putting a nail through someone's earlobe until they say the french word, "Oui."

Faggot 1: "Hey man is that a new earring?"

Faggot 2: "Nah man, I got french earlobed."

by The Rogue Faggot December 12, 2017