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Monster Energy Drink 

Some stupid drink that the kids like today. People like to make shirts with the big green M on them, load their things down with the stickers, and generally act like it's some life style. It's an energy drink, not a social movement.
Monster Energy Drink is just what it seems, an energy drink. Nothing more, nothing less.

Monster Energy Drink 

Monster is a drink that obiviously gives you energy.
This drink became so famous that scene/emo kids took it as their favorite energy drink and made a big deal of it by creating shirts, and making big paragraphs on their Myspace explaining how much they love Monster, and drinking Monster like water.

Come on, it's just an energy drink. Who gives a shit. No need to make a big deal of an enery drink!
*Looks at dumb girl's Myspace*

OmFGzzz lyk3 MoNst3r iZ s0o0 g00D! lIke I h@v3 Thr33 @ DaY aNd iM 3v3ntuaLLy gOnn@ d!3 oF @ HeaRt attacK, bUt iTz OkaII bKuZ iTz wH@T tH3 Sc3n3 k!dz/Em0z d0. ilY Monster Energy Drink <3333

Tall Person Energy 

When a person seems tall online and on social media but is short in real life

“She looks tall on her instagram”
“No way your only 5’0”
“I didn’t realize how short you were you seemed taller”

“Yeah I guess I just have tall person energy
Tall Person Energy by NeelG March 25, 2019

Big Vagina Energy 

The feminine counterpart of big dick energy.
Knowing that you have options and that it feels good to walk away or equally good to have physical gratification, both without submitting to the status quo.

Acknowledging what you want and trusting that you are worthy of getting it. Self-respect.
Basic Bro 1: Dude, that girl is such a tease
Real Man: I think she just has Big Vagina Energy.

Basic Bro 2: Dude, that girl is such a hoe
Real Man: I think she just has Big Vagina Energy.
Big Vagina Energy by KBSlice July 5, 2020

Big dick energy

When you mix pineapple juice and monster
Kyle: BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK
jovan: dAmN I wish I had big dick energy like Kyle

Big Vagina Energy 

Noun.
1. An attitude. A state of mind. A whole vibe.
2. The cool, confident, zero apologies energy one earns from a lifetime of enduring mansplaining, menstruation and misplaced shame.
“That Tiffany Haddish has got some real Big Vagina Energy.”

Brian just negotiated that supplier deal like a boss, slinging mad Big Vagina Energy.”

“Were you in that meeting where Jess absolutely crushed it? She was serving Big Vagina Energy.”

“I’m so impressed you were talking to that cashier about your sex life. You have some serious Big Vagina Energy.”