Douche-truck

Any regular pickup truck with a suspension/body lift that brings it from a suitible ride height, to an over-compensating gargantuan stance. Usually with the lift kits, massive unnecessary mudding tires and bowel shattering exhaust systems follow suit. The people who primarily operate these road dwelling abominations are those with more money than brains, and are primarily on a lower evolutionary intelligence scale then the rest of human kind.

"ohh fawk der bud, just got ma paycheck from the rigs. gon go get one of dem fawkin chevy douche-truck fawk. Jus lift er' up n' giver fawkin buck eh! ohh yawp. fer sher"

by n!kki August 3, 2012

Soccer Douche

A guy that plays soccer at a moderate or high level and thinks he's the fliest thing out there. Most of the time he has metro-sexual tendencies, with common patterns such as shaved eyebrows, skinny jeans, tight shirts, dyed hair and bitch-like personality. The Soccer-douche is everywhere in the soccer sphere; some classify David Beckham as one, but undoubtedly the biggest examples of a soccer-douche are Christiano Ronaldo and Mario Balotelli. Do not be confused, a metro-sexual soccer player with most of the characteristics previously mentioned is not necessarily a soccer-douche, unless he has a bitch-like personality which is the trademark characteristic of a soccer douche; by this we mean an egocentric, insensitive, whiny attitude. The soccer-douche is a singular breed and represents a very unique situation in the world of man-sports given his consistent success in the sport of soccer, where he is able to feed his ego but at the same time is accepted and sometimes almost idolized by the fan base which is mostly comprised of average down-to-earth guys who in normal situations would frown upon his kind.

Guy 1: Hey Christiano want to go play a pick up game at the park

Christiano: No thanks, I only play at the Bernabeu

Guy 1: Man you're such a soccer douche

by PATO_scream January 13, 2011

Douche and a half

Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal douche, a douchebag, or even a douche canoe. 1 douche and a half = 50 douche canoes. Inspired by the M35 2-1/2 ton military cargo truck ("deuce and a half").

person 1: What's with the parade of douche and a halfs?
person 2: They want to make America great again.
person 1: Great for Putin?
person 2: Yeah, pretty much...and for late-night TV hosts.

by Sticknit2ya February 10, 2017

Wine Douche

Another member of the obnoxious douche family that happens to be a wine snob who thinks status is judged by drink choices alone. This asshole puts themselves at a higher status than guys drinking 16-ounce PBRs out of a can. In reality, this preppy Wine Douche with the argyle socks will be the one who goes home and masturbates himself to sleep while the beer slugging dude gets a great blowjob from the hottest chick at the party. Many assholettes also fall into this category.

Who the fuck is that Wine Douche with the argyle socks that's contaminating this keg party with a bottle of Cote de Nuits, France?

by Tomaso420 March 17, 2013

Douche Cock

n. 1). A person who best exemplifies the qualities of a douche bag and a cock - cock waste.
n. 2). A fucking moron, asshole.

"Why did you click submit on my online college application you fucking douche cock," Apollo explained.

by Jrex February 26, 2005

Douche Baguette

The female version of a douche bag! They usually travel in packs and are known to be attracted to their counter part, the douche bag. They tend to hang out at the same venues on a weekly basis. They are known to take several pictures while at the same venue, so they can post them on Facebook and talk about how great it was this week! They like to brag and love attention no matter good or bad, they will take it.

The female cast of the Jersey Shore.. People of an ethnic community, that attend the same venue's on a weekly basis. If somebody considers you a female douche bag then you're a DOUCHE BAGUETTE!

by HUSAT January 10, 2011

Douche Wizard

An individual, of average or lower intelligence, who attempts portray themselves as insightful and/or smart.

After taking a philosophy class that kid became a real douche wizard.

by Dusty Slankz September 10, 2009