when a man will break into the bedroom on a rhino, have sex in the monkey style position, skeet skeet in the ho's face, eat a banana after sex nd then throw barrels at the ho
by gangstar cletus September 26, 2009
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"Eric just told me that he got a semi from giving that slammin new receptionist a Lazy Donkey as he walked by her."
by Clark W. G March 27, 2008
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Emitting a huge cloud of smoke from your mouth without much force while smoking out of a hookah. A good rule of thumb for when you have blown a donkey is when you cannot see beyond the huge cloud in front of your face.
Info: Hookahs are notorious for allowing the user to take massive hits that produce a lot of smoke. You will not be able to blow a donkey with a cigarette, nor will you be able to blow donkeys from a pipe. It just doesn't happen.
Info: Hookahs are notorious for allowing the user to take massive hits that produce a lot of smoke. You will not be able to blow a donkey with a cigarette, nor will you be able to blow donkeys from a pipe. It just doesn't happen.
"Damn, look at Derek. He's blowing donkeys!"
Can also be used in part:" Come on Tony, rip a donkey"
Can also be used without the G: "Evan is blowin' donkeys"
Can also be messed with in terms of tense: "Lauren just blew a huge donkey!"
Can also be used in part:" Come on Tony, rip a donkey"
Can also be used without the G: "Evan is blowin' donkeys"
Can also be messed with in terms of tense: "Lauren just blew a huge donkey!"
by Nick Beez July 12, 2006
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by Br0kenmagik October 3, 2004
Get the dokken mug.A Band Who's Vocal Style emulates the gutteral vocal tonality of a Donkey or Other Load Bearing Creature.
Most often found in Medium Tempo Moderate Rock Bands.
Most often found in Medium Tempo Moderate Rock Bands.
Steven: Jimmy have you heard the new Donkey Vocals of Rock Compulation?
Jimmy: No Dude, Whos on it?
Steven: Seven Mary Three, Staind, Three Doors Down, Nickelback, Creed, Puddle of Mud, and More
Jimmy: No Dude, Whos on it?
Steven: Seven Mary Three, Staind, Three Doors Down, Nickelback, Creed, Puddle of Mud, and More
by Kylemotron May 19, 2008
Get the Donkey Vocals mug.An extremely unattractive female who is usually found in dim areas and has lots of lumps. Very much resembles a donkey who just crawled out of the sea.
Girls always look better in dim light. You show up at her house the next day to pick her up and next thing you know a dang ol' sea donkey done jumped in yo' car.
by Thebattles June 16, 2011
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Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.
by Charlie's Chocolate Factory October 25, 2009
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