Hurting Dolphins

Masturbating to the point when it becomes painful. Often in the case of single men.

Patrick had been single for 7 months, so it's safe to assume he had a case of the hurting dolphins.

by PattyMac January 12, 2009

Dolphin Dick

When you wear very uncomfortable pants that make you penis fold or bend, or inexplicably you piss in random directions missing the seat entirely

"Ew, don't go in that stall, some guy with Dolphin Dick pissed all over the toilet seat and bowl"

by ButHonestlyWhyThough January 13, 2020

dolphin fucker

Any guy that has such restrictive expectations of women's bodies that he might as well be fucking a dolphin.

"Hey, Mitch, what do you look for in a girl?"
"Well, she has to have absolutely no hair on her body whatsoever, she has to be smiling and cheerful every single day, and I would really like it if she would perform tricks in the kitchen and bedroom for me whenever I asked, what else..."
"Augh, dude, sounds like you might as well be a dolphin fucker!"

by colonel guster January 2, 2014

dolphin style

Performing the "money shot" on a girl/guy to the Flipper theme music, while swaying your upper body in the manner of a dolphin moving backwards on the surface of water.

Last night I gave my a wife money shot, dolphin style. I even slapped my arms together like flippers.

by Educator69 December 22, 2010

dolphin balls

The phrase used to describe when a person is completely mentally retarded.

Man, Mrs. N is fucking dolphin balls!

by Christopherr December 24, 2006

suck it, dolphin

Slang term used by Smith; typically used right before the act of smiting.

He cried, "SUCK IT, DOLPHIN", just as he smacked the bitch across the head with an extension cord.

by Kilroy January 28, 2004

baby dolphin

Someone who bends over backwards to service customers. No self dignity whatsoever. (See: Ho, Skank)

"Hey there baby dolphin, service any customers lately?"

by foo February 10, 2004