dirty florian

When you knock a girl out with a dickslap, after sticking it up her ass, and therefor leave a mustache of shit on her upper lip

Is Kristin coming to school today?
No, she feels unpleasant because, I did a dirty florian on her yesterday.

by Dirty_Benjadin December 2, 2019

The Dirty Valdez

When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.

In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.

by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

Dirty Chupacabra

Giving a man a hickey on their penis or balls.

I gave him a dirty chupacabra so hard that he was bleeding.

by PooDaddyMan June 10, 2011

Dirty Colin

When a person with the name Colin gives you the big 22 foot shlong

Tina:how was your date with Colin

Jessica:OMG I GOT THE DIRTY COLIN

by Sksks June 16, 2019

Dirty William

A winter specific act; the person grabs an icicle from outside and uses it as a dildo until it melts. This continues until the person's insides are frost bitten.

My boyfriend Steve wanted to watch me give myself a Dirty William, and turns out it is awesome

by EdgyMeemStar May 21, 2019

Dirty April

A girl who is very sexy and attentive. She loves to please her man looking him in his eyes as she sends him into complete ecstasy. Dirty April knows what she wants and will always get it.

That girl will give you a dirty April time.

by Queen Reign July 14, 2020

Dirty Troy

Hot ass guy who will fulfill all your sexual desires (get you some of that girl)

I need some dirty Troy tonight girl

by Big wood August 22, 2019