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Asbo-Disco

Used to describe bands that are electro/techno/new rave etc that promot antisocial behaviour bringing subjects up such as binge drinking, drugs, youth culture...
1st person: That band is so asbo-disco
2nd person: I like bands like this, hadouken! are quite asbo-disco
by Narcia May 6, 2008
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Panic at the Disco

Panic at the Disco is, quite simply, the reason for all existence. These males are superbly attractive in every way imaginable; from Ryan's vanilla deodorant to Jon's Christmas/Sensual Amber smell to Spencer's love of black dress shirts, this band is the equivalent of existing. Each member of the band - Spencer James Smith V, George Ryan Ross III, Jonathan Jacob Walker, and Brendon Boyd Urie - is absolutely, astoundingly, amazing perfect in every way imaginable. Anybody that doesn't agree with said statement shall perish at once. Now, despite what you may believe to be true, there is no exclamation point/mark in the title "Panic at the Disco". It was heftily removed in January of 2008, which was nearly a year ago, so you shawtehz shall CEASE using it, at once. Stupendous lyrics and admirable song titles put Panic at the Disco at the top of every teenager's list. Most of these "fans", however, aren't actually fans. You see, my dear friend, those who think they are fans merely because they find frontman Brendon Urie attractive, shall die in a fire at this time. Those pathetic humans need to open their stupid little eyes and become aware of the fact that other members are in the band, as well; for instance, Jon, Spencer, and Ryan. Each of these males is equally attractive; not one of them is superior to any of the others in any way. Panic at the Disco recently toured alongside Black Gold, Motion City Soundtrack, The Hush Sound, and Phantom Planet on the 2008 Honda Civic tour, which I, Samantha, gladly attended (and, might I say, those males were looking especially appealing on the night of April 30th, 2008). For some reason, most Panic at the Disco "fans" have it in their naughty little minds that "Ryden" and "Joncer" actually exist. I, however, will not believe these rumors until the day the future bearers of my children confirm said accusations; besides, Jon and Spencer are currently occupied by females, clearly named Cassie, as well as Haley. Now that you've finished reading this, do attend the website that is myspace.com/panicatthedisco, so that you yourself can witness such musical genius.

~THE REPORT IS IN, AND WE'RE OUT!
Panic at the Disco is, quite clearly, the most amazing band on the planet. They possess beautiful, tasty pimpp juice, indeed.
by Pretty. Odd. December 19, 2008
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panic! at the disco

a bunch of tools.
and so are the fans, who now must have "! at the disco" after their names as their myspace display names to be considered in the emo scene.
kid! at the disco - omgzzz hav u herd panic! at the disco!@(#$)@@!!!

cunt fuck - oh, yeah, doesn't one of their songs go something like
haven't you people ever heard of
shutting the motherfuck up?

kid! at the disco - omg ur a fag shut up!
by cunt fuck. August 29, 2008
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Dissolutionment

The redneck term for obtaining a legal dissolution from one's spouse.
I need to hire a lawyer to get a dissolutionment from my old lady.
by Legal Chick December 1, 2011
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dissociadid

DissociaDID is a youtube channel dedicated to educating others about their mental health, specifically dissociative identity disorder.
"Yo dude, do you watch DissociaDID on youtube?"
"Yeah, I've learned a lot from their videos."
by not_snk December 11, 2020
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Cocknitive Dissonance

When you are aroused by something that probably shouldn’t arouse you.
Person 1: I saw a picture of my grandma at the beach when she was younger, she used to be hot.

Person 2: Looks like a case of cocknitive dissonance
by ShadyMemeDealer97 May 20, 2018
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deflective-dissonance

a last ditch tactic in either a debate, argument, and or social issue when a person(s) avoid answering a direct question with good and honest intentions, quote false facts, impugn others, and simply will not admit to the abundantly obvious question, fact, point, or truth. Because admitting to the point, would be defeat or they are wrong.
Joe-I'm overwhelmingly qualified. I have a degree in the field, managed the award winning team, and have the most experience of all the candidates, yet you only hire the white personnel, so you're a racist. Boss- I just go with my gut instinct on hiring, like the NFL. Joe-That's deflective-dissonance!
by Giancarlo Jones February 27, 2022
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