Dissapointment

Anyone with the name Aidan or Iris

Ur such a dissapointment

by Aidondo October 16, 2020

dissionary

The sexual act of reading the dictionary while doing missionary.

We ended up doing dissionary all night!

by Don Blake October 23, 2020

a dissapointer

When you are texting someone and then you have to go and you tell them bye and leave your phone. Then the other person says bye back after you have left your phone. So, the next time you check your phone you will have one new message, but its really just a "k bye."

"Hey look! I have one new message! its probably somebody wishing me a happy birthday.
"Nope its just a dissapointer"

by MCFC0909 November 29, 2011

fake-diss

To believe the worst about someone, without confirming it is true, so you can feel superior to them over a fault they may not even have.

I'm tired of being fake-dissed by people who can't compete with me in reality.

by jack_v February 23, 2017

Buyer Dissatisfaction

When you pay a prostitute for sex and they cannot get you to orgasm.

"This bitch was sucking me off and she was so shit i got buyer dissatisfaction!"

by JanesGal November 9, 2022

dissy

The word a man uses to describe a top worn by a female that exposes a lot of her chest

Man: Hey thats a really nice.. err.. Dissy you've got on!
Woman: Err.. Thanks!!

by Nikki_x September 16, 2006

Dissown

Where you are dissed and owned at the same time.

First person: "Boom Headshot Bitch!!!!"
Sencond person: "Shit, you didn't just dissown me."

by Da Wolf December 13, 2008