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Dickage

/dik-ehj/
Verb/Adjective
1: A slang term to refer to the specific sexual action of thrusting back and forth repeatedly into a partner's orifice, scientifically known as DPS (Dicks Per Second)
2 The act of screwing one over or getting screwed over yourself
e.g
1: "My partner and I had so much fun last night! They broke their record and clocked a total dickage of 20!"
2: "As soon as Dream revealed his face, Dream Stans the world over felt major dickage to learn he looked ordinary. Perhaps they could've used this time more productively by contacting their father figure."
3: "My boss announced a substantial pay cut after I worked overtime this whole week! Some major dickage on their end."
by Anonymous Teen 133 October 10, 2022
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1. Dickalage= Shortened word for a collage of assorted dick picks sent by a friend, lover, fancy man, love interest or significant other (spouse, boyfriend) or male from dating apps/social media or an accidental sending by a male who is rather randy.

2. Diickalage= Can also be sent from a male who thinks their dick looks great and wants to impress the ladies by his overcompensating by thinking his 1:1 scale is changed by a an on screen POV.

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Boy: that's okay, there's plenty more fish in sea

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Boy: Ouch, you didn't have to be so mean! *cries... continues to add pics to dickalage for a further possible match on dating apps*
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Man, I haven’t had sex in so long, I have a dickache.
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