defensefullness

Another term used to describe how a not boyfriend and a not girlfriend are acting towards one another.

“Dammit Tess! I’m sorry for my defensefullness over these past few weeks”

by MazdaMatt December 13, 2019

defensive wounds

a) wounds, mostly on hands/arms, a victim gets when trying to fend off an attacker

b) (joke) scratches on the back a man can get after wild (but consentual) sex

a) The victim had defensive wounds all over his forearms, cuts from a small knife.

b) Hey! You have defensive wounds all over your back! Your GF is a real scratcher!

by jjolson January 3, 2011

Defensive Consultant

A hockey player who is overpaid to stand in a defensive position without any tangible results.

Wade Redden was a $6.5M defensive consultant for the NY Rangers who was sent to the minors after inflecting years of pain.

by keepyourheadup May 22, 2011

Defensive Dialing

The act of pulling out your cell phone after seeing someone you know but want to avoid conversing with them. The hope is that they see that you are busy on your phone, so they decide they shouldn't approach you. This must be done before the person notices that you in fact, saw them first.

I saw my old neighbor outside while I was checking the mail today. I pulled out my cell phone and started defensive dialing so that I wouldn't have to get stuck talking to him for the next 10 minutes.

by Deadinlivingform October 10, 2011

defenefuck

Amalgamation of Definitely and Fuck (the mild curse word), Often used when the user wants to communicate a sense of extreme urgency about something.

You should defenefuck get your dog to the Vet immediately.

by AS04 July 11, 2017

Defenestrate

To throw someone (or something) out of the window

Synonyms: yeet

I want to defenestrate my computer

by HEck FricK February 18, 2019

Defenestration

To throw someone out of a window. Not a very nice thing to do 👍

I am going to defenestration you!!!!

by I talk to much January 20, 2022