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double-decker couch

an idea so dumb or bad, nobody would think it could possibly be useful.

-Metalbeard (The Lego Movie)
-Did you hear about the marketing idea Joe pitched to the execs today?

-Yeah man....a complete double-decker couch. I feel embarrassed for him. We're not actually considering it, are we?

logan decker 

He is very annoying but very funny and nice. He is short but it is okay. I still like him.
Logan Decker can be any girls best annoying boyfriend!!
logan decker by Icysnowfox November 6, 2017

Self-docked 

When you get hit in the cock so hard your penis inverts.
Holy shit Simon got cock shotted so hard he self-docked!
Self-docked by Cock shot king February 2, 2018

billy-dicked 

When a male human being sneaks up behind another (male or female) and suddenly stabs his proud penis into his unsuspecting victims...

...."a drive-by dicking"
While I was having sexual intercourse with the babysitter, my wife snuck up behind me with a strap on and billy-dicked me.
billy-dicked by Wufpus August 26, 2018

Upper decker

Taking a shit in the top part or tank of the toilet.
He pissed me off so I did a upper decker in his bathroom.
Upper decker by Ann_Archy September 12, 2018