David

A fucking gay homosexual faggot cunt who likes to touch boys

ur a David d

by didbber;bgerng December 19, 2018

David

Someone who fucks up an unfuckable situation

Person 1: Wow the act of breathing is so simple that it's practically automatic

Person 2: David still managed to fuck it up and suffocated

by The BCOM Podcast January 23, 2020

David

You might fall for him. He might fall for you and like you... A LOT. Then you start to date, you never even wanted to date but you liked him.. so you just did. THEN. All of a sudden he texts you and says he has a secret. You ask what secret might be. But he does not want to hurt your feelings. He tells you he likes another girl and that girl likes him back. You start to get worried. He tells you who that girl is and then you cry over him for 5 hours. They start to date then other boys start to like you and you feel less insecure. Your best friend which is also his best friend Jacob tries to help you. Then you like Davids best friend and he likes you but whatever. Then all of your friends hate David and and you kinda do. Then we dont talk so moral of the story dont date a guy named David and dont your friend cause it ruins friendships!

I dont like David anymore he is a stinky poopy butt!

by Ifeelgodinthischilliestonight March 15, 2020

David

David is the name for a man who is a fool

Did you see David? Some say he is such a fool

by Sporkin February 3, 2019

David

A guy who looks like your mum fucked an old, wrinkly unicorn and had babies. David is a motherfucker who doesn't take any shit unless its from a legal sewage centre. Also has a massive butthole

Person 1: "Man, that girl I fucked last night had such a massive butthole. She was such a David"

by YESMYPSEUDONYM June 30, 2018

David

The most annoying human being there can be in the planet Earth, he will backstab you and hold grudges against you for no fucking reason. He can’t get girls from how ugly he is and has the worst sense of humour and style.

“Ayo Nigerian Buddy 101 did you see david today?, because I wanna bash his head in from how much he annoyed me yesterday”

“Yes he tried to make a joke to me but he no funny he very sucky with the ugly style”

by I know a annoying Samuel irl December 28, 2019

David

a fake person who stops talking to a girl bc ppl told him a lie about her. even though the girl was falling in love.

david is fake.

by dhdiwndkd November 17, 2018