by Zeckimus April 15, 2021
Get the Daddy Dilkermug. by momsed December 23, 2014
Get the daddy queenmug. by Det. Michael Scarn January 28, 2023
Get the moustache daddymug. The absolute ultimate man of pleasure and laction, bread from the finest of weed bundles and bathed in pure butter. He is the ruler of all those devine and holy.
His butt can fit so much butter.
So much butter.
B u t t e r.
His nose, cremated in devinity and elongated through the snortion of cocaine, has the power to curse the soul of all those ungodly enough to say h e c k.
Can drink at least 5 laxatives while being an absolute sex demon
His butt can fit so much butter.
So much butter.
B u t t e r.
His nose, cremated in devinity and elongated through the snortion of cocaine, has the power to curse the soul of all those ungodly enough to say h e c k.
Can drink at least 5 laxatives while being an absolute sex demon
by CarlWheezerGodOflactation&shit October 21, 2020
Get the Daddy Rothbartmug. An older spicy man in your life that is nurturing and caring like a daddy / daddy dominant, but not in a sexual way. You are cared for by this man, but you don't have sex with him. He may cuddle you, or perhaps choke you as a friend.
Jason Momoa / Khal Drogo is my platonic daddy. I just want him to care for me while I braid his hair and feed him.
by Daddy Deep Dick ™ October 23, 2017
Get the platonic daddymug. Dude with the sweet lake boat who is kinda a douche but nice enough to hangout with and drink his beer. Captain of the boat and master of the grill.
by Lakedaddysbitch November 26, 2020
Get the Lake Daddymug. The overprotective father of your new girlfriend. When you go to pick her up from her house, you will always see him sitting on the porch with a loaded shotgun in his lap and an unblinking stare that DARES you to make his little girl cry.
She's got a shotgun daddy. I went to pick her up to go to the movies and he was out on the porch loading a shotgun and looking at me.
by La_Li_Lu_Le_Lo October 19, 2016
Get the Shotgun Daddymug.