two dollar cop

A low-paid rent-a-cop with attitude. A thug cheaply employed as a private security guard who struts like a wannabe cop. A uniformed goon or dickhead with a badge.

Examples include: nightclub bouncers and public transport inspectors.

Just like items available from the Two Dollar Shop, the two dollar cop is easily paid for but badly put together and unsafe because it does not meet the normal quality assurance standards.

"I got abused and fined $167 by this Connex two dollar cop for having my foot on the seat, while a junkie was vomiting on the floor two seats away."

by gillfish March 16, 2009

nonehundred dollars

What Kerry has after either a long day of Christmas shopping or a short day at the brothels.

In three days, I went from $100 to, like, nonehundred dollars.

by Pejorative Pimpmobile December 22, 2008

Wisconsin Dells High School

An overcrowded school in WI that has no shortage of rude rich kids, stressful classes, hoes, and is prone to making it's students stressed and wishing they could jump off of the near by bridge or various cliffs found in town. The school is also known for doing fuck all when it comes to bullying or any other problems it's students may face while attending.

Person 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Person 2: "Wisconsin Dells High School"
Person 1: "Oh.. I'm so sorry."

by dumbh03 October 22, 2019

and then i found 5 dollars

the phrase said when one realizes that the story they've wanted to tell, actually has no point at all. So instead of feeling embarrassment or having to add in a fake story line. You tag on the phrase..."and then i found five dollars"

Girl: yeah, then the cat licked the dog
Boy: thats cool....
Girl: .....
Boy: .....
Girl: ....And then i found 5 Dollars!!! it was awesome
Boy: No way!! thats awesome

by WEWJ April 20, 2011

Chocolate Dollar

The sexual act of inserting the big toe of the left foot directly into the anal cavity, causing an over-abundant use of cuss words. And nose bleeding.

Craig Ferguson was so taken aback by the shimmer of his guest's cocktail dress, that he couldn't avoid providing a congratulatory Chocolate Dollar as a befitting reward for...balls.

by m33 April 4, 2012

two dolla hoe

A wordhoe/word that costs two United States dollars a pop.

I fucked that two dolla hoe last night!

by |darc| December 8, 2002

le dolla bean

another coded word for lesbian, le$bean is how its spelled but if u read it normally it would look like lesbian. so by saying le dolla bean it makes it confusing to people who arent in on the joke.

so what part of the lgbtq community are you?
im a le dolla bean 😩👩 ❤️ 💋 👩😸

by anonymous February 22, 2021