diaper mommy

A diaper mother not to be confused with a diaper daddy

Mosey on over here diaper mommy

by Thomas Grocki (@Grockstar) November 7, 2017

Diaper Discipline

A form of child abuse used by poorly educated straight people that have sired children without thinking. This type of punishment places a child (often an adolescent) in diapers for some misdeed. In truth, this destroys a child's self-confidence and results in serious mental health issues for the child in adulthood.

Jordan's mom used diaper discipline on him when he was a teenager and that's why he's strung out on heroin today.

by Coptic Kaskuh August 2, 2020

diaper dandy

In the age of quarantine, toward lessening the chance of spreading SARS-CoV-2, top-shelf ensemble brass players that empty their spittle onto absorbent diapers placed at their feet.

"A diaper dandy each of them - after such a lengthy layoff, I bet they're chomping at the bit to perform Brahms &/or Mahler."

by urban-housey March 27, 2021

DNA Diaper

another word condom

John to Jim: "Hey I got this girl who's ready to go. Do you have a DNA diaper I can use?"

by jogglers June 11, 2009

dirty diaper

A dirty diaper is when you put a piece of chocolate inside a marshmallow then roast it over a fire...or don't roast it over the fire. Depends on what kind of...insides...you want your diaper to have.

"I love dirty diapers!! They are like a piece of snaz on steroids!"

"I like my dirty diaper runny!!"

by pananapple February 6, 2010

DiaperLoad

Someone tall and gangly, often comical.

Person who smells like shit.

Hurtin Unit.

Travis.

"Fuck, take a shower, DiaperLoad!"

"U Hurt. Fuckin DiaperLoad."

by Vormav January 16, 2004

diaper-eater

A person who eats diapers.

A person who believes hes seen everything before everyone else and that they are old news/stuff.

Thinks every other game except Wolfenstein, Counter-Striker, and Need For Speed: Underground sucks.

A True ET Player.

A Racist.

A horny bastard.

A angry person.

Person1: "ooohhhh Download the Far Cry demo now this game is gonna be sweet"
Diaper-Eater: "it sucks, especially since my computer shits itself when i try to run it

edit: just looked at screenies and the graphics, detail, and modeling look like shit"

by Shh.. January 23, 2004