Calm-down wank

When you're extremely angry, so you wank to calm yourself down.

Woah hey there, you're very angry, have a calm-down wank.

by cyclopentane June 27, 2023

CALMfy

A version of COMFY, means someone is so comfortable that they have reached the point of feeling they can take a nap or have reached a moment of maximum comfort. Emphasis the CALM with capital letters an finishing off with lower case letters "fy".

CALMfy is also a word used in chat when using "Neuro-Linguistic Programming" or NLP to alleviate those with mental health issues in a positive manner.

I was so COMFY during my twitch stream but then I got so CALMfy

by D-man66 May 3, 2023

calmrade

Someone who tags along wif you and stabilizes your emotions during stressful situations.

As a condition of her probation, Madea was sentenced to attend anger-management classes, with dubious results (da highly-infamous wrecking of the little red sports car with the forklift is a classic indication of this ineffectiveness) --- perhaps da judge should also have assigned said "mad Black woman" a 24-hour calmrade, as well!

by QuacksO May 7, 2023

Calm Tits

so calm tits is tits but calm

Your tits are calm, quite unlike my agitated tits.

Calm tits are the best tits.

by calm tits July 10, 2023

Chalmer’s Lag

1) When someone responds to a message a long period of time after it is said.

4:30 PM Andrew: Has anyone played the new Dead By Daylight update yet?
*conversation continues*
(replying to Andrew’s original message)

1:04 AM Isaac: no not yet
1:05 AM Andrew: The Chalmer’s Lag is real bro

by frankfurtlover76 July 31, 2023

calmlikeabomb

solid nigguh. made chain wallets cool again

dude is a calmlikeabomb

by clab420 August 24, 2023

calmnicety

a state of calmness

wow this is pure calmnicety

by ameliajall September 24, 2023