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suction cup man 

Suction cup man is comin' 'round
His suction power has no bounds!
He's pretty hot you must admit,
His suction cups, all red and shit
Do not test hid sucking power,
He'll climb your tower in just an hour!
You can't kill him he's way to cool,
He's smudgin' up your windows fool!
I'm suction cup man, LOOK AT ME GO!
suction cup man by lookatmego! February 22, 2018
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Coffee Cup Cunnilingus

The act of licking the foam from the inside of a coffee cup, often compared to a sexual act due to how enjoyable and suggestive it is.
Guy 1: Dude, how'd you get cappuccino froth all over you face?
Guy 2: Oh, I performed coffee cup cunnilingus a minute ago.
Guy 1: Shit, you got some in your eyebrows.
Guy 2: Yeah I really get into it.

Girl: That's kinda hot.
Coffee Cup Cunnilingus by jag-d April 28, 2012
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neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"
"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."
a caffeinated beverage created by the descendents

1/3 cup instant coffee grounds
hot water
5 spoons of sugar

O worshippers of the mighty ALL, I had a dream. The Basemaster General came to me. We had a little snack at the doughnut shop. He said, "Drink of my bonus cup, it is my blood. Eat at this crapper, it is my body." And his spirit entered me and I became ALL-ULAR. The Basemaster said, "You are the chosen one."
bonus cup by pinkwasabi September 14, 2008

Ubiquitous Red Cup 

A generic 16 ounce red colored disposable plastic cup. Typically utilized at high school or college house parties where underage drinkers are illegally consuming alcohol.

The Ubiquitous Red Cup is often utilized individually by underage drinkers or ten Ubiquitous Red Cups are grouped into a pyramid for a game of beer pong.

The Ubiquitous Red Cup often contains cheap beer such as Natural Light or cocktails consisting of Coke or Pepsi products mixed with small amounts of cheap brand vodka, rum, or whiskey.

Part in fact, that most high school and college partygoers cannot afford large amounts of premium alcohol.
Ivan: "Hey Steve check out Jessie, she's over there pouring a can of Natural Light into a Ubiquitous Red Cup"

Steve: "Wow! She looks hot tonight, I'm gonna go talk to her!"

Ubiquitous Red Cup by Zephod May 12, 2008

fruit cup apology 

when someone has frequent and unjustified angry outburst but upon the realization they have no friends left they hand out fruit cups instead of apologies this is done because they don't believe they have done anything wrong but they still need people on their side
Janice acted like a crazy bitch yesterday and thinks this fruit cup will make up for it.. I'll accept the fruit cup apology just because the drama otherwise would be exhausting
fruit cup apology by crazyasian March 18, 2015

marijuana peanut butter cup 

A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.
Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.