Crunch mute

The effect you get when you eat something particularly crunchy (potato chips, cereal), and you can't hear what's on television or what people are talking about.

This can be either good or bad.

I wanted to watch CSI: Miami and eat my Doritos, but I'll totally get crunch muted, and I won't be able to hear vital plot.

Though the whole show is basically vital plot.

by Interactive September 30, 2009

crunkball

the sport of getting crazy drunk. does not necessarily have to have another context or purpose. can solely be for the purpose of getting fucked up.

a bar has 25 cent beer specials. therefore, it is the ideal venue for crunkball...........

by DJ Crunkball October 31, 2009

Crunk Nap

when you take a very short nap, under an hour, to gain energy before going to out crunk dance

"Yo dude, I'm about to take a crunk nap before we go out tonight."

by nick&sam November 8, 2009

CrunkYard

A Proper Noun: Any group of 4 or more individuals who regualarly get "crunk" (see "crunk") in a yard.

In this instance "crunk" refers to any altered state of mind often involving boxed wine, and is not simply limited to a yard.

alt def::
can also be used to refer to the the group of people.

"Yo, what time crunkyard at tonight?"

"Where my crunkyard at?"

by CrunkYard February 4, 2010

Crunch Burn

The sensation experienced on the roof of one's mouth after consuming large amounts of Cap'n Crunch.

(Ruth and Steve are munching away at separate cereal bowls...)
Steve: "Oh man, I've got some serious crunch burn!"
Ruth: "...What the fuck is crunch burn?"

by the crunch queen June 8, 2010

Crunkivities

The activities one indulges in whilst in a state of drunkeness.

Ricky: "I'm gonna get pretty crunk this weekend."
Simon: "I too shall join the crunkivities."

by Simon Coxlong June 16, 2010

crunch deaf

Temporary deafness occurring while eating crunchy food such as cereal or potato chips.

I'm sorry, what's that honey? I'm crunch deaf from this tasteless high fiber cereal.

by bennrock April 20, 2010