Butt Crumbs

Dried up fecal particles left behind on the back of a toilet seat.Usually the size of salt and caused by sitting too long on the toilet which allowsshit to dry and not fully be wiped off by toilet paper.

Jon Doe just left butt crumbs in the bathroom.

by robodent December 4, 2016

Crumb dog

Giving a blow job to an individual with a gluten allergy after earlier or while eating cookies or other gluten filled food items with the intent of secondary swelling and an enhanced size of the erection

My husband has struggled with erections lately but luckily he's gluten intolerant and I can give him a crumb dog

by aqua bandit August 19, 2024

coochie crumbs

Coochie crumbs are commonly found in woman who enjoy a meal or two in the comfort of there own bed. The crumbs that fall from their previous meal can end up all over the sheets, often time the crumps will find themselves a new home in your vagina. Resulting in Coochie crumbs.

I ate a bag of those spicy Doritos last night, all the crumps ended up in my vagina. Most painful coochie crumbs I’ve gotten.

by Dee’s Teeeties July 10, 2024

crumb butt

Full Definition

- Crumb butt: (n) when an unclothed person's posterior who is lying on a mattress or couch has left over food particles stick to it.

"Dammit! I just sat in those potato chip crumbs! I'm such a crumb butt."

by TheOriginalCrumbButt November 6, 2013

crumb freeze

When one reams own ass with finger then scrubs anothers gums with the same, then crumb encrusted finger.

Even after he fired me, he still wanted me to clean up the mess so, of course, I dealt him a crumb freeze.

by Messy Hillman August 21, 2007

Apple Crumb

It's the big lumps of beach sand under your scrotum.

Damn Bro when I went swimming at the beach today my sack was loaded with Apple Crumbs when I got out of the water.

by The dumb bunny. September 30, 2016

crumb shelf

Cleavage that is particularly notorious for picking up crumbs. This often happens if you wear open tops, or have a larger shelf to work with.

Jodie checked her bra only to find half of that oreo she lost earlier — thanks, crumb shelf!

by ogmack122 June 29, 2017