crooked pine

Slang word for laced weed

Wow can I have some crooked pine!

by Shitkey April 12, 2017

Crook

a extremly small crooked penis that u can trim but grows back everytime no matter what you can train your crook to be a little straighter by jacking off, just visit our site www.uncrook.com for tips and support!

Isabelle: « wow! last night was... uh something i did it with a crook i didnt feel nothing»

Joey: «ah... not again!...»

by Tasty Crooks May 10, 2017

Crook

To vanish into the night without a trace and show up the next morning looking rough

My date went crook on me last night! You should have seen how she looked this morning!!

by Pirate Oncologist May 21, 2017

crooked stuff

Thats the stuf Zoroku hates

I hate crooked stuff

by nocake June 15, 2017

Crooked Neck Bitch

One of those girls in the pics that friend request you and they're pointing you to a sex website. They all have their necks titled to the side... thus the term, "Crooked Neck Bitch"

Me: I just got a friend request from some chick that wants me to click her sex website...

My friend: "You mean a crooked neck bitch sent you a request?"

by lttlmtn July 19, 2017

cookst

When your strapped for cash and in a bad spot. When you can't do what you want to do

Hey do you wanna meet up to tonight . "No I can't I'm cookst tonight "

by Bacon neck September 12, 2017

Crooked Eye

Crooked Eye Adjective - when a person in a relationship is always checking out other people.

Look at that guy with his girlfriend while he’s checking out the other girls. That dude has a Crooked Eye.

by the PITA son October 15, 2017