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Crime Locs

Hair that is grown beyond a certain acceptable height but is kept low.
Usually in the case of private schools with hair length/height restrictions for guys
"Bro, where did Garet get all that hair from"
"He rips durags to get crime locs like those, its almost like he grew it over night"
by 242Bahamian242 October 3, 2018
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Class A crime

What the likes of RJ Reynolds and Philip Morris are committing by marketing cigarettes... as an old Reader's Digest article about Big Tobacco was titled, "The Tobacco Companies Are Getting Away With Murder!"
Huge 18-wheeler trucks deliver cancer-sticks to stores, so are their licensed-to-operate-big-rigs drivers guilty of a "Class A crime", as well, since their licenses are of that type???
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
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Crime Minister

Infamously used for Shehbaz Sharif who was released on bail for well-documented family-led corruption case also happens to be the Prime Minister of Pakistan.
You gave me purpose Mr. Crime Minister. I can be a thug and lead a country at the same time.

we do not want a thug to lead our nation Crime Minister
by beginagain August 14, 2022
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big crime

so you know how tubbo is the big law? well i propose an idea. tommy is the big crime.
at around 11 and a half minutes on tommyinnit's video "i met wilbur soot in real life," he calls himself the "dirty crime boy," before getting slapped by wilbur. he also has committed many atrocities in the dream smp story.
so boom. that's my idea.
guy 1: damn tommy is such a big crime
guy 2: yeah, have you seen how he acts in the smp?
by mochachii April 13, 2021
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Lucifarian Crime

That's a thing you made up and you're not the arbiter of identity and you're appealing to the authority of a God you don't believe in. You and your guest take turns actively conflating the literal and the symbolic and you presuppose that there is anything wrong with the absence of humility.
Hym "Not allowing you to ascribe identify is a Lucifarian Crime, to you? 'Crime' implies that it's something that should be punished. What is the punishment for Lucifarian Crime, Jordan? This is the problem with your religion. Now everyone is doing it. Everyone thinks they have some sort of extra-judicial moral authority and the rallying cry against socialism is literally the defense of that extra- judicial authority. George Soros wants to be God and if we don't let him it's evil. Jordan Peterson wants to be High-Priest of Ascribing Identity and if we don't let him it's a Lucifarian Crime. We haven't humbled ourselves beneath him enough. So, no. It needs to stop. The law is the law and fair is fair. No extra-judicial authority for anyone."
by Hym Iam November 7, 2023
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Crime

When you completely change your life because of gatekeepers on social media
Guy 1: "John started waking up at 4am everyday because of some annoying-ass Twitter (X, do not downvote) guy"
Guy 2: "That's a crime"p
by omaclintock May 17, 2025
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True crime

Noun a genre of books films products that focuses on real crime cases etc
I read a book It was very fun it was about a mass murder what a true crime story
by Hiyalolasr June 11, 2025
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