Scott Brown Cosmo

noun - Indicates that a person is getting screwed, although they may not be receiving health care services.

alternative - Used to describe the pity fuck health care advocates give one another upon the death of health care reform legislation.

etymology - Based on newly elected Sen. Scott Brown's (R-MA) election and his nude photo spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.

"My boyfriend gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo blowjob because we found out that I can't afford the liver transplant that I need to survive."

"The insurance company just gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo by denying my chemotherapy."

"I just gave one of those union organizers a Scott Brown Cosmo to console his grief over the death of the bill."

by NazarethEMU January 26, 2010

cosmonot

someone whose life revolves around getting extremely high.

"this cosmonot comes pigfishing for cape canavral every day"

by eddie ringer April 23, 2005

Common Sense

Something you don't have.

Person 1 - "What does common sense mean"
Person 2 - "It's something you don't have"

by xX_AnitaSarkeesianShrekt420_Xx July 29, 2016

Commonwealth

The general school population. Usually neutral.

For the Commonwealth!
Dude, shut the hell up.

by Code_Maker May 6, 2018

Cosmo

A generally distrustful person who keeps his eye on the prize, however he does care about certain people who have been his friend and helped him through struggles, he however is aggressive when he feels insulted or another has challenged him

“Come at me Cosmo!!!”

by Millyfnaf June 4, 2018

Common Tate w

Any instance where the Top G speaks of beating women or belittling the rest of the human race.

“What color is your Bugatti?” - Common Tate w

by Dontheicon July 22, 2022

Lowest Common Denominator

Phrase meaning base or crass. Used to describe ideas associated with sex or innuendo. Similar to the phrase "his mind is in the gutter."

"It's embarrassing inviting Dave to my parents' house; he always takes the conversation to the lowest common denominator."

by Shumado January 24, 2012