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itchy coochie

a type of coochie that really needs to be scratched by a penis.
Babe, get over here. I've got an itchy coochie and I need you to scratch.
by The Big Thicc September 11, 2019
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Choochie

A train’s coochie. Mix between “coochie” and “choo!choo!”
Howard : “Damn girl, you got that choochie?”

Candice : “I’m not a locomotive
by BigChokolate May 10, 2021
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conching

-verb-
While sharing a cigarette, bowl, etc, talking instead of smoking and passing.

The act of talking while holding a shared cigarette, bowl, etc, thus delaying others enjoyment and uslessly burning the smoked object.

CONCHER
-noun-

One who feels the need to talk while holding smoked object in a cyph.

Derived from the novel LORD OF THE FLIES wherein a conch shell is used to determine who is allowed to speak. As we live in a modern society, we do not need to hold objects in order to be heard. Therefore, conching is unnecessary and also burns away good smoke.
"Hey Joe! Stop conching and pass that!"

"This thing's kicked! Dammit Chris, you conched for so long that this thing's more beat than Tina Turner!"

"I like Dave a lot, but I would never smoke with him. He's a big concher. Once he gets his turn in the cyph, he'll talk until that shit's gone!"
by Donny Pro-Am April 2, 2008
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coochie-lade

the yummmy lemonade-like juice flowing from the woman's vagina.
woooweee her coochielade is real tart
by betito79 March 11, 2005
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Coochie Catcher

Similar to a cootie catcher, where instead of fortunes told, pussy jokes are made.
I saw my best friend make a coochie catcher at school.
by danbot1s December 29, 2013
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Coochie Mixer

Typically a Middle Schooler or Elementary School child who "Mixes Coochies" ( Has Sex ) in the hallway. Also confused with Kissing Privates.
GirlW: Omg. Look! GirlB and BoyC are TOTALLY mixing coochies!
BoyJ: That's hilarious.
GirlG: No, it's gross.
GirlM: They're Coochie Mixers!!
by wowierat666666 September 30, 2019
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Cooch Punch

A vicious hooking or uppercutting sock to the vag. Usually results in blood, pain, and an inability to have children.
A good way to keep that biatch in line...
Megan pissed me off, so the next time i saw her, i walked right up and slammed a pounding cooch punch right into her vag.
by flappy vag December 16, 2008
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