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Amistad contextual

Dícese de la amistad que se activa solo bajo ciertas circunstancias. Un ejemplo de amigo contextual sería aquella persona con la que relacionas solo cuando vuelves a tu pueblo, pero que el resto del año pero la relación no existe.
- ¿Hablas mucho con ese tío que conociste en el gimnasio?
- Qué va. Lo nuestro es más bien una amistad contextual, solo hablamos en el gimnasio.
by Mindblower March 18, 2016
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Camel content

Female influencers posting videos and pictures of their coochies on social media platforms in tight workout clothing, often times exposing their camel toes for a monetary profit
Damn bro Sara is pulling in 12k per month all off of her camel content
by Zeke1990 July 7, 2023
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Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button

When you open a post on twitter that's labeled as "Sensitive Content", It can be considered any image or video before being opened, based on a random technological event in the twitter servers. It has an ever-changing RNG chance of being any image or video, from Smash Bros. gameplay to pornography to high quality angry birds.
I took my chances with the Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button and I got a video of a dude being sliced.
by Combo_42 November 19, 2021
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Dick Measuring Contest

When people obsessively compare themselves to each other to see who is 'the best' or 'the biggest'. It may or may not involve actual penises, but it can. Usually the things being compared are worthless and meaningless things like income, car size, house size, job performance, sports stats, partner attractiveness, and yes, of course, penis sizes.
They're all bragging about how big their cars are versus the other guy's car, they're just engaging in a useless dick measuring contest.
by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2023
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Coatesing

The act of looking busy and important, when in fact you are doing nothing, and just slacking.
"Hey, look at Deb, she is Coatesing!"
by Ohhhhhh December 8, 2004
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chonteau

Crazy, Bully, Psychoticlly caring, Tough on the outside sweet on the inside. Tampon bandet!! An extreamlly fertil woman. fine sexy bitch. Attitude. A very sexy lovable human. The perfect ten.
look at that sexy chonteau on the other side of the houlhans bar!!!
by the other tampon bandet May 21, 2010
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