instant congestion

It's when Instead of getting a blowjob your partner shoots a snot rocket up your urethra.

Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a blow job instant congestion!

by deshoe July 3, 2015

Butt congestion

When you have like, a lot of gas. But it won't come out.

Yo I got mad butt congestion. My ass bouta blow up

My anus can't handle all of this butt congestion.

by OKAYYYYY October 4, 2016

Springfield Coney

When a girl is in the act of giving her man a blow job and she blows chunks all over his penis.

Jane was giving John a blow job and it quickly turned into a Springfield Coney.

by backstroker1997 September 28, 2018

Dirty Conga

When you have 4 or more lesbians lined up single file with strapons in each other's asses (Optionally a man can be in the back of the line)

Bro that party was wild. I was the only guy that showed up, so I got to be at the back of the dirty Conga line.

by SubZero187 April 8, 2020

Chili Congestion

What happens when you eat spicy chili.

Man that chili dog i ate at the Doghouse on Central Ave. gave me a serious case of chili congestion.

by p-ro May 10, 2020

Chi Cong

Someone who wants to be loved, but get cheated everytime. Also could be understood as shortform of famous cousine in Malaysia, Chi Cong Fun.

Hey man, you get dumped again? You are such a Chi Cong.
Have you tried a Chi Cong Fun before, it taste funny.

by Gengar666 November 22, 2021

Truong Cong Tuan

Love being blindfolded in bed and while doing his card tricks. Always take others' opinions personally. To Tuan, he is the best.

Have you seen Truong Cong Tuan on Bo Ho? Yeah, he sucks!

by Truong Cong Tuan November 23, 2021