Competetive Elephant Ejaculation

A pastime who's only definition is that it is still better than NASCAR

Billy: "You want to watch NASCAR?"
Terrence: "I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation."

by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016

computer witness

A particular subgenre of computer geek. Someone who is obsessed with computers for the sake of computers and not for what they can do. Will often spend hours running performance tests and having "races" between different chips with various programs without ever getting any actual work done on said equipment.

Gene longs for the good old days of the Macs-vs-PCs war...those were some good times, up late with a flat of Mountain Dew and all his buddies racing their computers. Gene is a computer witness.

by DJ HORSERACING ACCIDENTS September 1, 2004

computer stooge

the opposite of a computer geek.

Jim used to have a computer, but it crashed one day and now he thinks it's broken for good. He has been offline for 3 years now. What a Computer Stooge!

by rolisk August 4, 2007

Completeditaphobia

Fearing completion. Fear of things that have an ending. Fear of completing something in life, like projects, books, or crafts. Fearing the end.

My completeditaphobia has froze me in my tracks. Therefore, I'm unable to finish renovating the bathroom.

by Mrs. JFV July 23, 2007

completely homo

When you say a homosexual statement and mean it. The opposite of nohomo.

Ey Brad, gargle on my nuts...completely homo

by The Nation December 29, 2007

computerplaegic

Refers to adults that are paralized at the sight of a computer; also those who are terrified at the thought of using a computer.

Technophobes; Anti-Geek

Having taken pity on his computerplaegic father, the 12 year-old helps him with his laptop.

by E. Irvin Fischer February 6, 2008

Computer Snag

Using a temporarily open computer even though you know that someone was using it and will return momentarily.

My brother got pissed because I computer snagged him.

by commanderpoop May 18, 2009