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Partitioned Micro Cumming

A technique utilized to allow for lightning fast partitioning of micro orgasms. Mainly practiced by fibinachi february challengers, the world record stands at 4.32 cps (cums per second), beating the required 317811 orgasms of the final day of fibinachi february by 55.437.
Yesterday, I was finally able to achieve partitioned micro cumming at a stunning 2.6 cps.
by Kyobama February 8, 2020
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To Do a Cummings

The act of breaking instructions, rules or laws by the very person or persons who developed or introduced said instructions, rules or laws.

Believed to be derived from a number of parliamentarians and other close associates who did not strictly follow various rules imposed on the population of the UK during the Covid-19 crisis of 2020.
Despite telling his children to behave whilst they attended a friends BBQ, Simon was seen to do a Cummings by getting blind drunk and throwing up all over the Greek Salad.

After telling the family that they must all be saving for the family holiday, Wendy promptly did a Cummings when she went and bought herself an expensive new handbag.
by AlexY1969 May 29, 2020
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Irish I’m Coming

When somebody says that they are coming to your event(for sure) and doesn’t show up.
Jeff gave us the old “Irish I’m coming” and decided not to show up! What a dick!!
by Lumpymfd July 24, 2020
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The Second Coming

A term that could be used on one for a male sex partner or friend to get them unwanted attention. Only works on someone everyone seems to "know" as is known as a straight male who associates with both sexes, typically called a "king".
The Second Coming is a word that if spread to the people around the selected target makes them almost famous if they meet certain criterea
by UnrivaledEcstasy October 31, 2021
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Who is cumming?

A sentence to ask someone who is cumming in a group of people
Man 1:Hey who is cumming?
Man 2: Its me im cumming now
Man 3: hey stop cumming in my popcorn dude
by BBC Maesteo September 30, 2023
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my evil plan is now coming into effect!

It is a sentence that villains or supervillans use when their evil plan is coming into effect (kinda self explanatory don't you think?) Usually used with Muahhahahaha
"My evil plan is now coming into effect!" Muahahahahaha
by Katie Monroe February 12, 2014
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