Colter

Someone with a colt fetish .

That guy ovee there is a colter.

by mycatjustdied October 24, 2018

colbertocracy

a nation containing stupid, befuddled people who elected Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert for president

Chuck Norris: It sure sucks livin' in a Colbertocracy...
Toby Keith: Heh...

by Erm........................ January 16, 2008

Colder than a penguins chuff

Extremly cold, bloody cold, effin' freezin', dickshrinkingly frigid.

If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.

See also As cold as a witches tit

I don't envy those carol singers it's colder than a penguins chuff out there tonight.

Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Comernist

what angry rednecks call communists

If you put ketchup on a hot dog you are a Comernist.

by Tim the real enchanter December 23, 2008

commercial view

when keeps up on a show only by watching the commercials and previews for it. "commercial viewer"

hey, do you know who won charm school? I just commercial view the show.

by k,yupp December 26, 2008

commercial beaver

Definition, an old saying when my parents were young, comercial beaver meant hookers, prostitutes, broads who can take a dick, not only take a dick, but that bitch can take it damn good, far deep throated.

"Hey man did you see that commercial beaver up the road?"
"yeeeh man, that broad would be good for all ten minutes man,i'd hit that for more than an hour!"

by Blades of steel November 11, 2009

colderestic

Not warm. Extremely cold. More cold than colder or colderest.

It was cold out yesterday, but today it's even colder. Tomorrow is supposed to be the colderest for the week. Next week is going to be colderestic!

by grinker February 22, 2010