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Coleman

A lesbian that looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but isn't trying to.
Hey! Is that Ellen DeGeneres?!?! Oh... no, it's just a Coleman.
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coltrane

pimpness with red glasses , hte act of bien fly sexy fly fresh
chnapp that kid just showed some hardcore coltrane when he hooked up with that hot babe
by coltrane911 April 30, 2008
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Berthoud, Colorado

Berthoud is a cute little town in Northern Colorado with a population of about 5,000. It's a rural based community and Caucasian but the township is not racist. The people are young and active but they can be boring and cliquish. Workers commute and most families have a dog or a horse.

The populous is a mix of the highly educated who have chosen to raise families there and those who were born there. There are two elementary schools. Berthoud Elementary has an extremely high ranking in the state but teaches to the test. Ivy doesn’t rank as high but the parents, teachers and kids seem to be happier there.

I haven’t heard much about Turner Middle School but everyone just wants their kids to survive the onset of puberty. Berthoud High is supposed to be geared toward the sciences. Wrestling, football and baseball are popular but rankings fluctuate a lot. The community gathers in groups for sports or at church. There is one outdoor public swimming pool in town but no golf courses or bowling. There are several lakes within a short drive, including Carter Lake.

The brewpub in town but doesn’t serve food so I’m not sure how long it will last. Notable restaurants come and go but there is always a decent place to get food. I hope the A&W with old fashion drive-in slots stays forever.

If you want a nice place to live your own life and raise a family in a small community, Berthoud is a lovely town. If your single and want to mingle, you might want to try Boulder or Denver instead.
Berthoud, Colorado is a cute sunny little town that gives me room to breath and to live care free. It's close to the mountains and the forest without having to deal with a ton of snow. It's a typical mid-America rural community and just a little shy of being a yuppy town. Sandwhiched between the hicks and hippies in Loveland and the town of Longmont, Berthoud is the best little town North of Boulder.
by Smartie Pants 2 July 2, 2012
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Coleman

n) a male that obsesses to a stalkerish extent of a female, usual interested in short cute asians and persists in following them around, txting repeatedly, and failing incredibly at flirting. They should be avoided at all cost and if not possible, suicide IS recommended. You have been warned

v) to act in such a stalker-like manner as described above. Usually results in mental and emotional trama to the recipient. Extremely derogatory term that should be used lightly and only when necessary.
n) Dude! At that party last night there were sooooooooo many colemans! I think they scared off all the hott babes....

v) "My sister locked herself in her room bro"

"What's wrong?"

"Some creep was colemaning her last night....she's

scarred for life!"

"Aw that sucks....looks like i'll never have a chance at

her now..."
by Chemkid June 1, 2009
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coleman

Your friend who still has his foreskin dangling.
He was about to get head from this broad but then she found out he had a coleman
by ryneldredge@yahoo.com April 18, 2008
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coverage

Noun. A piece of garment worn over an individual's assets.

Related words:
covered: Adj. the wearing of coverage by a person.
wired coverage: coverage that contains metal wires designed to maintain its shape and to provide support to the asset. Usually costs more than wireless ones.
wireless coverage: typical coverage that do not contain metal wires.
medical coverage: coverage that is designed with a medical purpose. Often paid for by medical insurance.
beach coverage: swimwear.
coverability: wearability.
liability coverage: (to be defined)
coverage obsession: (please refer to medical dictionary)
coverage model: a fashion model who showcases coverage.
Person X, in room A: (confusingly) Where's MY coverage?

Person Y, in room B, asking person Z: (angrily) Whose coverage is THIS?

To save yourself from embarrassment at airport security checkpoints, avoid wired coverage on the day of travel.

"Excludes medical coverage", reads the fine print.

Drinkability, wearability, coverability, ... it's all marketability, folks.

Always have your nice assets covered, no matter which country you're in.
by emergent chaos April 2, 2009
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Colorado Smog Cloud

Get somebody to rim you,and while their riming you let a big fart out. Its better to eat alot of rims a couple hours before you do it.
"Did you fuck her??"
-"Nahh,she didnt want to after the Colorado Smog Cloud"
by BigWalterWoodard February 19, 2011
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