Certainfukingly

Totally and completely.
True beyond a shadow of a doubt.
To be 100 percent fuking true and or certain.

To be absolutely sure.

She certainfukingly better get there on time.

I am certainfukingly positive that this word will be used in conversations all around the world.

by Noturnannyb October 3, 2019

Certified ripper banger

An awesome experience, party, or event that could be life changing

Chad: did you go to Johnie’s party last weekend?
Micro: live band, tons of sluts at a sick house with free booze. What a Certified ripper banger!

by HaywoodJablowme!97 October 3, 2019

Certified Bhaddie

Any Female Who 'Kidd Hydro' Calls A 'Bhaddie' Is Automatically Considered 'Certified' .. Which She Is Now A Certified Bhaddie

SHE AH CERTIFIED BHADDIE FOSHOE

by Kidd Hydro October 9, 2019

certican

Somebody soooo homo and so small PP that he blames others for his own mistake

Certican blamed Elie for getting in front of his ender pearl

by fdhgfhdf September 17, 2020

CERT

Stands for CIS Exclusionary Radical Transexual

Idk fam, if you ask me it's only those CERTS who don't like JK Rowling

by Actuallyisme September 24, 2020

certifiedbisexualsimp

a certifiedbisexualsimp who is dumping for bisexuals, like the_eret, tapl and more.

certifiedbisexualsimp: person 1: yo, stop simping.
certified bisexual simp: never.

by elrapidswasfound October 28, 2020

Cort

Cort is the biggest communist you know. He starts everyday with listening to the State National Anthem of the Soviet Union. Cort greets his friends as comrades and some of his biggest hero's include, Karl Marx, Fidel Castro and of course the great Joseph Stalin. Cort spends his days peeking in peoples windows and reporting his neighbors to the authority's for breaking social distancing. Eventually Cort wants to be Justin Trudeau's right hand man in turning Canada into the next USSR

look, there goes Cort again marching down the street, waving a soviet flag and blasting the anthem with his boom box.

by TunaMelts November 30, 2020