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cock block

One who spoils a close friends attempts in mating
1. When Bonni foils finnys plans by calling up finnys girl. Thats true cock blocking!
2. Bonni, Joby, Sunil and Sajan goin over to Bino's house When Bino and his special someone are at the house trying to get it on; thereby stopping any chance of getting any that night!.
That is referred to as tag team or Group Cockblocking
by Jobym May 12, 2007
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cockblowingly

Adjuctive used to descrbe something that is extreme
DUDE... That chick is cockblowingly ugly

Holy shit dude, this popscicle is cockblowingly awesome

Cockblowingly is a cockblowingly sweet adjuctive
by cockblowingly awesome January 19, 2005
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Cock block

The act of one male hanging around a female he likes to deter other males from talking to her.
I really like Janet but that guy is totally cock blocking her.
by Jax_666 January 2, 2008
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Crockblock

Given the option, when your significant other prefers a family member's company to spending time with you (typically holiday or other family time).

The crock pot serves as reference to all things domestic, familial, and unsexy that occur which challenge your romance with your significant other.

NOTICE: Sexiness/utility of crockpot in actual reference may strengthen, weaken, or otherwise alter the effect of this joke, i.e. an old curbside filth-ring layered crockpot may breed disgust and contempt for your significant other's choice, while a sleek top of the line ionic self materializing crockpot may cause your P1 to either

(a) fail to sympathize with your crockblocked status OR (b) hang up the phone to go buy a comparable crockpot.
P1: " You're free tonight? I thought you flew down with Francis?!"
YOU: " I did, but Mama Dukes said Francis could the learn the family gumbo recipe, so I'm free."
P1: " Your old lady leads the parish in Crockblocking, but that IS some good gumbo."
by enzo@estoy June 25, 2012
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cockbollocks

Ahhhh he was actin like a cunt so I drop kicked him right up the cockbollocks
by stainesmassive April 5, 2008
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cock block

To prevent one using one's cock in the manner that one desires.
Neutering Antoine, the cute cute cat, was the ULTIMATE cock block.
by m. w. November 24, 2006
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cock-block

An action hindering another person's progress. Commonly referenced as a sexually related progress but not exclusively related to just sexual affairs. From the European native art of cock-blocking. "Kalk-block"
My broski really cock-blocked me today by not calling me back in due time. Matt is a real cock-block, he didn't give me a phone number to a potential customer in time! Richards can be a real cock-block at times, he never includes me in his important stories! My brosef was not answering my text messages--he was acting like a real cock-blocking son of a bitch!
by Brosef Bryan March 28, 2010
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