Bent Cock

Usually someone who is a plumber and runs out of L shaped pipe. Need I say more?
hey that Liam plumber has a bent cock
by connels a fag August 19, 2021
Get the Bent Cock mug.

Cock Chalk

this is the white residue left on your clothes (usually inside your jeans) from 1-3 day old jackoff semen that you forgot to clean and now has become a chalk-like powder that kinda flakes off when you scratch it with your nail, wondering what it is...
Ernie, this cock chalk all over your clothes is out of control!!!! Please son, stop jacking off so much.
by 777geez October 04, 2015
Get the Cock Chalk mug.

cock ship

the thing in ram ranch 85 where all the niggas cum from
40 naked niggas coming aboard the cock ship
by Tremp_Steks September 22, 2019
Get the cock ship mug.

Cock stapler

When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.
I want us all to go to the Bills game, but David Buchnea is being such a useless cock stapler!
by chunkylover6969 September 29, 2010
Get the Cock stapler mug.

Grandfather cock

When you search up 'Grandfather clock' but accidentally forget the 'L' and boom you get here.
iy mate, i wazza gonna bye me Pap a grandfather clock but accidentally searched 'Grandfather cock'! help me pls bro
Get the Grandfather cock mug.

Cock Carousel

A promiscuous female that is 18-30yrs old having sex with alpha males. When they reach their 30s they are ready to settle down with a beta male.

Example, get on the Carousel and jump on one cock, then get off onto another cock. Then another cock, and another, and another cock etc. COCK CAROUSEL!!!!
Elizabeth has been riding the cock carousel well into her early 30s.
by I am Dolemite B#^ch June 02, 2017
Get the Cock Carousel mug.

Cock night

A night dedicated to you and your two best male friends, playing some xbox and watchin funny shit on youtube and all sleeping in one bed.
"Man you had the biggest cock night last night."

Guy 1: "Hey man i'm gonna hang out with my girl tonight"
Guy 2: "No its cock night"
Guy 1: "Totes"
Guy 2: "Don't say totes"
by cockknight June 13, 2010
Get the Cock night mug.