cocksperience

The amount and variety of sexual experiences that any given man's cock (treated as a separate entity) should be entitled to, which may be hampered by it's 'owners' lack of sexual prowess, confidence, or unusually high standards.

"I don't care if he doesn't find her extremely attractive... he should date her as he needs more cocksperience!"
"I'm nearly 40, and still a virgin... I need to ramp up my cocksperience!"

by Lee of Tosh January 28, 2014

cock clubbing

To beat a defenseless animal to death in the wild with your erect cock

Neal was pissed off with the seagull so he went out cock clubbing its death was imminent

by Therealblund January 30, 2014

Cochadera

Spanish word for fuck fest or Orgy. Usually more than 4 people having sex together.

Josh: They must have a party next door cus I see a lot of people.

Matt: It's la cochadera going on right now. Just another sick orgy

by joshwua915 September 10, 2014

Cock Worshiping Whore

An individual that is an absolute cock slut. Will suck any cock, any time and any place. Becomes an absolute slave to the dick when presented with a cock. Worship includes copious amounts of slobber, hand and mouth action including rubbing with other body parts such as the feet. Other acts of worship may include lipping, smacking, throating and constant fondling.

Rachel is a cock worshiping whore. She sees the D and that's it. She'll work that cock till it blows all over her.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Cock-Aid

When a guy finally admits to being gay, e.g. after getting divorced and logging on to Grinder

Yep, Brian finally drank the cock-aid and went on Grindr. He's been making up for lost time giving HJ's and blowies like they are going out of style.

by Sparty911 August 19, 2017

Cock Squiggler

Originating from the lakes of Lancashire, the "Cock Squiggler" is one of Britains most notorious Cock artists. Using an unusual and provocative art form, the "Cock Squiggler" draws massively detailed penises in the dirt of cars, vans, Windows and it has even been recorded that he worked in disguise as a face painting artist for the GOSH children's charity. The "Cock Squigglers" work has been criticised and damned heavily by critiques, but many people believe the "Cock Squiggler" is a breath of fresh air to the industry. The artist is however now a fugitive to the state, fleeing 10 years imprisonment after a "mass cock vandalism" that took place in the car park of a pub in Northumberland. Although this has not stopped the artists work, as he has since released his new art collection. This art collection features pieces such as 'The surprise penis', 'Learn em with that', 'Veins in my eyes', 'Splash attack', 'Woopy don't stop' and his most renowned piece to date, 'Pegging in the park'.

"The Cock Squigglers back!"

by Border January 10, 2019

Cockidile

A woman who displays use of teeth when giving oral pleasure

Man that bitch tore up my dick, she’s a total cockidile

by Noah-Logan-Sweterbucket June 5, 2019