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Come Out of the Closet

Guy #1: I think it's about time you come out of the closet.

Guy #2: What?!
by Mikazuki November 15, 2010
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cum closet

When a girl (or her roommate) purposefully leaves her dorm room unlocked so that guys can sneak into her closet and cum inside all her shoes.
Dan: Eww, why do Jenny's keds have yellow stains on them?

Eric: I heard her roommate Alicia unlocked her door for a cum closet yesterday and all her shoes got stained.

Dan: LOL Best prank ever!
by Gmail548 April 19, 2010
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closet case

(n.) A gay or bisexual person who hides his sexual preference from others especially to avoid exclusion from hot locker room scenes high contact sports like wrestling and rugby.
Have you ever noticed the way Craig spends so much time in the locker room, showering, drying and showering all over again? I wonder if he's a closet case.
by Perspective July 5, 2003
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Closet Slut

closet slut- (n) a male, or female, who upholds a model citizen type exterior but whose true identity is that of a common slut.
"Jennine is such a sweet girl."

"Yeah, but you should have seen her at the party last night. Apparently, she had a crazy threesome with Mykel and Frank. What a closet slut."
by redhoop14 February 1, 2010
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clever-clogs

someone who thinks they're quite intelligent
usually used in a mocking fashion, although it can also be meant literally
Susie: "I found a new way to spread butter on corn-on-the-cob with a basting brush!"
Susie's mum: "Well, aren't we the clever-clogs?"
by dv8trix October 21, 2008
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Closet Nazi

A person who is a nazi but doesn't like to admit it. Nazi in nature and mentality but not openly in public.
I never knew he hated jews that much, I guess hes a closet nazi.
by Kleezmaa January 30, 2005
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closet punk

1. Someone who dress like punk when by them selves or with other punkers but doesnt do it to show the punk love

2. A Song by DRI
1. Johnny says he likes punk, but hes just a closet punk

2.You think your real cool
Starting fights at school
And writing stupid lines like "Anarchy Rules"
You don't even know what anarchy is
You never will and you never did
You're a closet punk
You closet punk
by K-Swiss! September 10, 2007
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