carbbed

To injest a lot of carbohydrates (carbs) in a short time span.

I am about to do a lot of activity today, so I carbbed up so my body is fueled up.

Oh man, I over carbbed lately, let's eat keto(Atkins, paleo,etc) for a while.

by ViaSkywalk January 21, 2018

Carbon Dickprint

The amount of carbon footprint created by masturbating to pornography with a story line based in gasoline related transportation.

Dillion: So, I was jerking off to this hot chick on Slam Van #mobilestabbincabin and it got real weird.

Everyone else involved: (scoff) Your carbon dickprint is causing the extinction of the warted toad licker of South America!

by Deanzie bopper March 19, 2018

Carblox

The hottest person ever conceived. He is known as the modern Son of God and every female is attracted to him. This hunky boy may be a bit short, but makes up for it elsewhere.

“Despacito” -Carblox

by Big Man Lamb June 11, 2018

Carbonate

The act of placing a straw into one’s ass and farting into a cup of soda and giving the newly carbonated beverage with the straw to an unsuspecting victim.

Hey Jack, let’s carbonate Jenaya’s Coke while she’s not looking!

by Chex929 June 22, 2018

carboner

a boner u get in the car

I got a carboner.

by godzilla's carboner June 1, 2018

Carbohydrating

The very act of nourishing your body with carbohydrates.

“Hey you getting ready to drink tonight?”

“Yes, i’m carbohydrating so i don’t black out.”

by Whole_Lotta October 29, 2018

carbon sandwich

A sex act in which a woman named Esther is simultaneously fucked from the front and back.

Based upon some kinky ester groups in molecules.

Esther: last night was amazing! We made a carbon sandwich!

by DietCyanide November 8, 2018