Cantcapimia

A very real condition that makes those who have it not able to cap

You cappin’
No i have cantcapimia
Oh ait

by Averyrealperson December 12, 2023

Canti

A non racist way of saying the N word

What's good canti

by Can't he? December 17, 2023

Cantambiphile

A person who is attracted to mostly people who sing or have a good singing voice. Derived from the Latin words "Cantor" which means singer and "Ambiculus"/"Ambicula" which means someone with whom you are overly acquainted with.

"I am so in love with her voice, I might be a cantambiphile."
I've only ever dated singers, I'm a cantambiphile."

by Geminigga December 23, 2023

cantanquerous

A sussy old boof with dangles for beef and a watty sinter for dings

That gooblin is cantanquerous!

by Lerdbat52 January 22, 2024

canteen day

Weekly day in prison, primarily in the UK, where prisoners receive the food, snacks and toiletries they have ordered.

‘Canteen day is the best day of the week’

by drillerfromthemsides February 23, 2024

Cantankerosity

A state of extreme grumpiness and inquisitiveness, often observed in those who are cantankerous and curious in equal measure.

1. "My grandfather has reached Peak Cantankerosity, simultaneously questioning the point of everything while being annoyed by everyone around him."
2. "I've developed a Cantankerosity towards modern slang—I'm intrigued by its evolution but frustrated by its seemingly constant change."
3. "The character in the novel was known for his Cantankerosity, which made him both a skilled detective and a generally unpleasant person to be around."

by nexzed October 25, 2024

cantaloupe tits

female breasts that are in most cases fake and huge they look like the cantaloupe fruit

notable example Madison Ivy

look and Madison Ivy and her Cantaloupe Tits !

by 1Shot Duke November 29, 2024