Pussy Clencher

A person who is acting like a pussy or a bitch. This person is too afraid to follow through with an act.

Guy 1: “Did you see Mark yesterday too afraid to stand up to his girl.”
Guy 2: “Yeah he was acting like such a pussy clencher.”

by Fauxbo January 11, 2019

The Clench Instinct

When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.

Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.

Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.

by erwkjls;lkqy54gb March 18, 2019

Penis Clinch

To clinch or tightly hold a penis without regarding the penis might faint and the tip might turn blue

Yo jenny did penis clinch to john

by Uk36yeahaight June 16, 2019

spin clinch

Sit and spin, but with a clinch

Bro, she hit me with the spin clinch last night, so I proposed

by Jakob dials October 15, 2019

Tom Clancy

An adjective which describes something stealthy or something that has been done in a Tom Clancy game or book

A: Hey I took some gum from my parents’ cupboard and they didn’t even notice

B: Wow that’s very Tom Clancy of you

by YuOfTheNight October 24, 2019

Tom Clancy

Someone who is a follower or worshipper of Tom Clancy. Usually a fatass who claims to know a lot about firearms.

I am a Tom Clancy and I have read his first novel, The Hunt For Red October

by YuOfTheNight November 11, 2019

Booty Clench Turkey Legs

A sudden clench in a turkeys buttocks down to it's legs. Often used as a joke for memes.

Why was the math book so sad?
Person: I don't know, why?
Booty Clench Turkey Legs
Person: What?

by Taida.uwu March 15, 2020